Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3924. | (johanwo) | 58.60 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
| 3925. | Mateusz (savket) | 58.59 | 94% | 2018-05-01 |
| 3926. | (klajoonas) | 58.58 | 99% | 2019-11-05 |
| 3927. | (wrecked_911) | 58.58 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 3928. | (nvnqsr) | 58.54 | 96% | 2018-01-09 |
| 3929. | (lalitsam) | 58.54 | 96% | 2020-01-28 |
| 3930. | (shahrukh77) | 58.53 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 3931. | (chekaruru) | 58.53 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
| 3932. | (tahsin24) | 58.52 | 94% | 2018-11-04 |
| 3933. | (itszeff) | 58.52 | 93% | 2019-08-06 |
| 3934. | Puntlander (jamaquube) | 58.50 | 97% | 2018-07-05 |
| 3935. | (seanleezhxi) | 58.50 | 97% | 2019-08-19 |
| 3936. | (tryingtotchtype) | 58.45 | 98% | 2019-08-22 |
| 3937. | Can (cankerim2) | 58.44 | 96% | 2017-12-27 |
| 3938. | (drift5) | 58.43 | 98% | 2019-01-17 |
| 3939. | (ohanaislove) | 58.43 | 97% | 2019-01-24 |
| 3940. | Divu (divdev25) | 58.42 | 96% | 2018-06-22 |
| 3941. | (wellhatchedone) | 58.37 | 97% | 2017-12-05 |
| 3942. | Hamza (nerodine) | 58.37 | 95% | 2018-01-14 |
| 3943. | (hank0cean) | 58.36 | 95% | 2018-04-14 |
| 3944. | (djole) | 58.34 | 95% | 2019-03-09 |
| 3945. | (zatarc) | 58.32 | 97% | 2018-10-04 |
| 3946. | (kilisusaura) | 58.32 | 94% | 2019-01-19 |
| 3947. | Marc (runawaypork) | 58.30 | 93% | 2018-12-14 |
| 3948. | (snoopy790304) | 58.30 | 97% | 2019-06-01 |
| 3949. | (newstrung) | 58.26 | 95% | 2021-08-02 |
| 3950. | G (zger) | 58.24 | 96% | 2018-04-25 |
| 3951. | Cocaina (cocainavankempi) | 58.24 | 94% | 2018-05-25 |
| 3952. | (deepakdasprakash) | 58.24 | 96% | 2018-03-13 |
| 3953. | (kingshuk) | 58.22 | 98% | 2019-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |