I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8163. | Katie (kat41911) | 95.34 | 97% | 2019-04-19 |
| 8164. | Sean (crazypants27) | 95.33 | 95% | 2017-02-19 |
| 8165. | temp23178946 (previouslol) | 95.33 | 97% | 2025-10-15 |
| 8166. | Sicness (sicness) | 95.33 | 95% | 2019-08-01 |
| 8167. | tstats[uwnicke] (uwnicke) | 95.33 | 97.7% | 2023-11-12 |
| 8168. | Amelie (amelierosemcd) | 95.32 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 8169. | Breaks (breaks) | 95.32 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 8170. | . (printsmorgan) | 95.31 | 96.2% | 2021-02-08 |
| 8171. | Korbs (korbs) | 95.31 | 98% | 2018-03-27 |
| 8172. | Ruslan (ruslan_osmanov) | 95.31 | 99% | 2019-07-21 |
| 8173. | Manja (manja07) | 95.30 | 98% | 2023-07-23 |
| 8174. | SchwarzAD (schwarzadd) | 95.30 | 97% | 2024-01-17 |
| 8175. | Jung (jung341416) | 95.30 | 98% | 2020-07-31 |
| 8176. | Evils (evils_dvorak) | 95.30 | 100% | 2022-07-04 |
| 8177. | Pontus (skoterflipp) | 95.29 | 96% | 2018-07-25 |
| 8178. | kanaad (kanaadizawesome) | 95.28 | 100% | 2018-10-24 |
| 8179. | Daniel (daniel_789) | 95.27 | 97% | 2024-04-05 |
| 8180. | David (d4v1dh) | 95.27 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
| 8181. | dust in the wind (ditw) | 95.27 | 98% | 2021-07-24 |
| 8182. | Slueben (poijn) | 95.26 | 98% | 2018-12-28 |
| 8183. | Jonathan (baeyukjin) | 95.26 | 100% | 2017-10-03 |
| 8184. | lvs (psychosomatic) | 95.26 | 98% | 2025-10-26 |
| 8185. | spam (sammywammyllamma) | 95.26 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 8186. | Tim (choiyokbao) | 95.26 | 100% | 2020-04-07 |
| 8187. | J (comfortcut) | 95.25 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 8188. | Praveen (praveen3791) | 95.25 | 98% | 2025-11-07 |
| 8189. | Adzenys XR-ODT (iromuanya) | 95.25 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
| 8190. | Chanakya (chanakya75e) | 95.24 | 97.2% | 2024-02-23 |
| 8191. | ali (199901) | 95.24 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
| 8192. | Zhang (ashneogoh) | 95.24 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |