So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19803. | KCS (kcsdvorak) | 68.55 | — | 2011-04-29 |
| 19804. | zahirshah (zahirshah200@yah... | 68.55 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 19805. | KoSak (kosak) | 68.54 | 93% | 2014-09-23 |
| 19806. | Temirlan (teamskiy) | 68.54 | 95% | 2018-11-08 |
| 19807. | Navia (navia) | 68.54 | — | 2011-01-27 |
| 19808. | luffy13 (luffy13) | 68.54 | 96% | 2016-01-25 |
| 19809. | Denzel (shine_denz) | 68.53 | 98% | 2023-01-19 |
| 19810. | chevalglass (chevalglass) | 68.53 | 91% | 2015-12-07 |
| 19811. | Drew (dr3w) | 68.53 | 88% | 2014-04-25 |
| 19812. | Ian (shadowstorm) | 68.53 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 19813. | Llama (awesomeness2000) | 68.53 | 93% | 2014-01-13 |
| 19814. | Delicacy (delicacy_) | 68.52 | 96% | 2023-05-24 |
| 19815. | dhan michael (astaroth04) | 68.52 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
| 19816. | Please use an appropriate n... | 68.52 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| 19817. | sungit2g (sungit2g) | 68.52 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| 19818. | Cooper (coopy498) | 68.52 | 96% | 2017-07-16 |
| 19819. | nutmeg (jv13) | 68.51 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 19820. | james (chilty14) | 68.51 | 95% | 2022-03-30 |
| 19821. | kabbo (kabbo25) | 68.51 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 19822. | Ronaldy (yoga1212) | 68.51 | 96% | 2016-05-09 |
| 19823. | Warren (warrenwangtennis) | 68.51 | 90% | 2015-02-11 |
| 19824. | mathwog (suhtwog) | 68.51 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 19825. | shah (shahfd) | 68.51 | — | 2010-07-27 |
| 19826. | Eleanor (ocbeach) | 68.51 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 19827. | d2 (dittumon) | 68.51 | 92% | 2016-06-26 |
| 19828. | serafin (serafin) | 68.50 | 95% | 2011-06-04 |
| 19829. | chi (naviqq) | 68.50 | 98% | 2021-11-12 |
| 19830. | Juan (vlect2) | 68.50 | 95% | 2021-11-07 |
| 19831. | crooow (urrmomscockroach) | 68.50 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 19832. | Ghost (anymesh) | 68.50 | 95% | 2013-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |