Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1599. | Seyoung (seyoung) | 85.88 | 97% | 2020-03-25 |
| 1600. | narze (narze) | 85.87 | 98% | 2019-01-10 |
| 1601. | Hargreaves (hargreaves) | 85.87 | 98% | 2018-12-16 |
| 1602. | . (evanisme) | 85.87 | 98% | 2017-07-22 |
| 1603. | gettheguests (gettheguests) | 85.85 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 1604. | Lenneth (lfayint) | 85.83 | 98% | 2018-07-07 |
| 1605. | Kasiourasg (kasiourasg) | 85.80 | 97% | 2019-05-06 |
| 1606. | Space (spacedandy) | 85.78 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
| 1607. | The fastest kid alive (tupa... | 85.73 | 98% | 2019-02-13 |
| 1608. | Akshat (akshatpatel) | 85.71 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
| 1609. | Courtney (brooke0309) | 85.71 | 98% | 2019-09-30 |
| 1610. | Ian (deanoid) | 85.70 | 97% | 2020-02-24 |
| 1611. | derdier (derdier) | 85.70 | 96% | 2020-05-02 |
| 1612. | Kev (kevkevkevkevkev) | 85.68 | 96% | 2020-01-14 |
| 1613. | greg (drsharc) | 85.67 | 98% | 2019-05-26 |
| 1614. | J (coughee) | 85.67 | 97% | 2017-07-03 |
| 1615. | _-_-_-_ (phelistein) | 85.66 | 99% | 2020-01-15 |
| 1616. | Devin (distortedharmony) | 85.66 | 98% | 2018-11-16 |
| 1617. | Roy (rwfeng72) | 85.66 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
| 1618. | vamsi (vamsivadrevu) | 85.65 | 99% | 2019-12-29 |
| 1619. | Khaled (khaled2252) | 85.64 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 1620. | Ali (afregistry) | 85.64 | 98% | 2020-03-14 |
| 1621. | Vince (vinmags16) | 85.62 | 99% | 2020-06-02 |
| 1622. | Blade (kingsblade) | 85.61 | 96% | 2020-03-05 |
| 1623. | b34 (bl3wj4y) | 85.60 | 97% | 2020-04-13 |
| 1624. | Kyle (mrkylee) | 85.58 | 99% | 2017-08-31 |
| 1625. | h (justhurryupandmakemyacco... | 85.58 | 96% | 2018-05-28 |
| 1626. | Cory (coryandrewwest) | 85.57 | 97% | 2019-03-29 |
| 1627. | Erik (ebmx66) | 85.57 | 97% | 2020-01-07 |
| 1628. | Josh (joshblatt) | 85.54 | 96% | 2020-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |