The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3659. | Thanos (updowncharm) | 108.13 | 98% | 2019-09-07 |
| 3660. | rekaykay (rekaykay) | 108.13 | 98% | 2018-01-12 |
| 3661. | Anthony (lukiilegend) | 108.13 | 93% | 2014-12-13 |
| 3662. | J (kabroz) | 108.13 | 92% | 2013-12-08 |
| 3663. | Adam (neptuneanime) | 108.13 | 99% | 2011-05-11 |
| 3664. | Lima (legit__mib) | 108.12 | 98% | 2016-04-13 |
| 3665. | Dennis (dennissc) | 108.11 | 96% | 2013-04-21 |
| 3666. | Jordan (victoriouslol) | 108.10 | 95% | 2013-07-11 |
| 3667. | yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... | 108.10 | 99% | 2023-08-19 |
| 3668. | Dork (dorksquad) | 108.10 | — | 2008-09-01 |
| 3669. | Cris (ctietsort) | 108.09 | 95% | 2012-10-16 |
| 3670. | choco (cchoki) | 108.09 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 3671. | lua (lualua) | 108.09 | 98% | 2013-12-04 |
| 3672. | Petar (karanfil) | 108.09 | 98% | 2015-04-23 |
| 3673. | Jason (jwatkins3) | 108.08 | — | 2010-08-11 |
| 3674. | Graham (drgraham) | 108.08 | — | 2008-12-07 |
| 3675. | Tane (husquin) | 108.07 | 99% | 2023-01-14 |
| 3676. | Edwin (edweezy) | 108.07 | 99% | 2020-12-17 |
| 3677. | discbox (discbox) | 108.07 | 98% | 2012-12-08 |
| 3678. | anT (gregorpingic) | 108.06 | 99% | 2020-06-27 |
| 3679. | Stephen (installed) | 108.06 | 98% | 2014-12-03 |
| 3680. | Carl (sookas) | 108.04 | 98% | 2012-11-14 |
| 3681. | Morris (reinheart) | 108.02 | 98% | 2020-12-16 |
| 3682. | NikoStrydum (nikostrydum_221) | 108.01 | 96% | 2020-08-26 |
| 3683. | oof (killafever) | 108.01 | 99% | 2018-11-21 |
| 3684. | Teho (matlab_indexer) | 108.00 | 98% | 2019-05-29 |
| 3685. | A (asegesta) | 108.00 | 98% | 2015-03-16 |
| 3686. | Marion (nappy_boy) | 107.99 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| 3687. | Demian Volkov (demianwolf) | 107.96 | 99% | 2022-03-18 |
| 3688. | Mat (tencion) | 107.95 | 97% | 2017-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |