As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6881. | Hyuna (hyunaqueen) | 91.34 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 6882. | gigabuffoon (blockingthesky) | 91.34 | 94% | 2016-03-31 |
| 6883. | o.O (yorickvw) | 91.34 | 98% | 2018-05-14 |
| 6884. | Lieath (lieath) | 91.33 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 6885. | Joosee (bisufan) | 91.33 | 93% | 2016-04-07 |
| 6886. | movingpoopscary (renzyr12) | 91.33 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 6887. | pizza (jsoccerdude@msn.com) | 91.33 | 95% | 2016-02-21 |
| 6888. | Seth (sdun) | 91.32 | 99% | 2019-09-03 |
| 6889. | Omar (infus3d) | 91.32 | 98% | 2021-05-09 |
| 6890. | James (wnston) | 91.32 | 95% | 2021-05-20 |
| 6891. | Kenilwort (kenilwort) | 91.32 | 98% | 2019-09-04 |
| 6892. | юрій підор (obskur... | 91.31 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 6893. | Amr (amrhachicho) | 91.31 | 99% | 2019-08-19 |
| 6894. | Sean (seanomoric) | 91.31 | 97% | 2016-05-22 |
| 6895. | Monte Carlo (polishtyper) | 91.31 | 95% | 2015-06-24 |
| 6896. | Leah (liah2010) | 91.31 | 95% | 2017-06-27 |
| 6897. | WarHawk047 (disastrous_swor... | 91.30 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
| 6898. | Dom (dominicg99) | 91.30 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 6899. | flux (xmeepxebolax) | 91.30 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 6900. | सौरव سورو (saur... | 91.29 | 96.9% | 2025-02-08 |
| 6901. | DoDo (ayanidle) | 91.29 | 97% | 2019-05-21 |
| 6902. | A (kmos) | 91.29 | 99% | 2021-05-02 |
| 6903. | Justin (joostinchang) | 91.28 | 97% | 2018-12-28 |
| 6904. | Alvex (gr_alvex) | 91.28 | 99% | 2016-10-14 |
| 6905. | Silfir (silfir) | 91.27 | 98% | 2017-12-05 |
| 6906. | Kenneth (godfetus) | 91.27 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 6907. | flaming (zbloom) | 91.27 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 6908. | ethan (ethansaccount) | 91.26 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
| 6909. | ReDyrme (redyrme) | 91.26 | 94% | 2016-04-20 |
| 6910. | Mata (dragon261) | 91.26 | 96% | 2016-07-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |