So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 279. | 2 (2daddys) | 140.13 | 100% | 2014-11-04 |
| 280. | MFL (mflex) | 140.12 | 100% | 2014-02-15 |
| 281. | MadsFuldGas (swaax) | 140.11 | 99% | 2016-04-20 |
| 282. | Kevin (iwearcrocs) | 140.08 | 100% | 2022-07-14 |
| 283. | wrm (languidness) | 140.05 | 95% | 2013-07-17 |
| 284. | (clergy) | 140.04 | 99% | 2025-11-23 |
| 285. | Programming (infininete) | 139.96 | 99% | 2015-02-17 |
| 286. | ✨MTH Insane Typer✨ (jos... | 139.91 | 98.3% | 2023-06-10 |
| 287. | kalam (kalam) | 139.90 | 97% | 2016-07-20 |
| 288. | guy (grayeyes) | 139.87 | 99.1% | 2021-02-02 |
| 289. | Kawki (kawkii) | 139.87 | — | 2008-09-23 |
| 290. | Peter (korand) | 139.79 | 95% | 2012-08-16 |
| 291. | k (1338) | 139.72 | 98% | 2022-03-27 |
| 292. | Magical (slowpokesandman) | 139.67 | 98% | 2012-10-06 |
| 293. | run thru the finish line (p... | 139.66 | 98% | 2015-12-30 |
| 294. | (charlieog) | 139.64 | 99.4% | 2023-01-11 |
| 295. | Fat (dirtypeenor) | 139.62 | 100% | 2011-12-20 |
| 296. | bailey on asset layout (bai... | 139.62 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 297. | NoQuit (no_quit1) | 139.39 | 99% | 2022-10-17 |
| 298. | :/ (badtyper5) | 139.33 | 100% | 2017-11-05 |
| 299. | Brian (bchiu) | 139.33 | — | 2010-04-28 |
| 300. | Jacqui (jazqui) | 139.30 | 97% | 2012-01-31 |
| 301. | Nigel (3l81n50) | 139.30 | 98% | 2012-10-07 |
| 302. | Hejhejhej (morsanhej) | 139.24 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 303. | tailcatch (tailcatch) | 139.14 | 99% | 2022-04-24 |
| 304. | GoKeWhO (gokewho) | 139.10 | 99% | 2023-04-27 |
| 305. | kekw (kekwomegalul) | 138.90 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| 306. | bitny (brittanergh) | 138.90 | 98% | 2012-03-28 |
| 307. | Octahedron (rule9) | 138.87 | 99% | 2022-10-23 |
| 308. | Lord (lordduran) | 138.82 | 96% | 2014-11-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |