As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14355. | Andy (alinesjr) | 69.81 | 87% | 2015-04-06 |
14356. | Olda (itsokaycz) | 69.80 | 96% | 2020-02-13 |
14357. | Luka (ellenor) | 69.80 | 94% | 2016-07-17 |
14358. | Libby (habutai) | 69.80 | 93% | 2016-11-05 |
14359. | Alec (alecstyping) | 69.79 | 96% | 2022-12-09 |
14360. | Tyler (slashrage) | 69.79 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
14361. | Danky (dankyv1) | 69.79 | 95% | 2022-08-23 |
14362. | John (tacosmanjoe) | 69.79 | 93% | 2023-02-22 |
14363. | Jiweon (jeewon) | 69.79 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
14364. | BJ (bjkim98) | 69.79 | 96.5% | 2021-02-15 |
14365. | Hekri (hekri) | 69.79 | 96% | 2015-12-14 |
14366. | Starinator (starinator) | 69.78 | 95% | 2016-02-27 |
14367. | Dan (themeowster) | 69.78 | 88% | 2016-04-01 |
14368. | bayu (bayurespati) | 69.78 | 96% | 2022-02-21 |
14369. | Nick (1chompy_) | 69.78 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
14370. | Cazzie (cazziebeans) | 69.78 | 93% | 2016-02-18 |
14371. | Yuki (kaiichikawa) | 69.77 | 96% | 2019-04-12 |
14372. | Justen (dirtyfusten) | 69.77 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
14373. | faisal (f_is_l_kh_n) | 69.76 | 94% | 2022-09-05 |
14374. | geogeo3 (geogeo3) | 69.76 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
14375. | Satyam (sprayinglight0) | 69.76 | 96% | 2022-02-02 |
14376. | Jude (joodels) | 69.76 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
14377. | Muhammad Zubair (mzubair12147) | 69.75 | 96% | 2023-10-29 |
14378. | samuel (samsonking) | 69.75 | 95% | 2022-04-06 |
14379. | Pietro (qiit) | 69.75 | 96% | 2021-10-15 |
14380. | Jacek (axee) | 69.75 | 98% | 2017-12-20 |
14381. | dohchuk (dohchuk) | 69.75 | 96% | 2018-05-23 |
14382. | William (wiigocadee) | 69.74 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
14383. | Luca (lucanierz) | 69.74 | 98% | 2019-11-15 |
14384. | ninja (riddickbr) | 69.74 | 97% | 2020-09-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |