The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11898. | Eve (mach_5) | 96.72 | — | 2009-07-28 |
| 11899. | Joel (easynoob) | 96.72 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
| 11900. | Jonathan (bubbler123) | 96.72 | 98% | 2016-01-30 |
| 11901. | Scott (slaveofcores) | 96.72 | 96% | 2015-04-03 |
| 11902. | Peter (habibp) | 96.71 | 99% | 2023-02-03 |
| 11903. | 🛞 (otomo) | 96.71 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 11904. | huu duy (huu_duy99) | 96.71 | 98% | 2023-06-22 |
| 11905. | LykaLyka (fr33z3r) | 96.71 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 11906. | majxo (majxo) | 96.70 | 99% | 2023-04-24 |
| 11907. | booger (boogerbuttcheeks) | 96.70 | 97% | 2017-02-02 |
| 11908. | Sean (xxsonicxx) | 96.70 | 97% | 2015-10-14 |
| 11909. | Kailan (kailan) | 96.70 | 96% | 2013-04-02 |
| 11910. | pingu (slowpokeboy) | 96.70 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 11911. | DP (entreri47) | 96.70 | 98% | 2013-01-31 |
| 11912. | JCRueco (shizile) | 96.69 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 11913. | Gaz (gdeacon7) | 96.69 | 99% | 2013-03-19 |
| 11914. | scrgesmells (scrgesmells) | 96.68 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
| 11915. | Jake (jakejungkook) | 96.68 | 98% | 2023-03-01 |
| 11916. | Brendan (brendalandan) | 96.68 | 99% | 2022-02-27 |
| 11917. | The (theglowpt2) | 96.68 | 98% | 2016-10-22 |
| 11918. | dirts (dirts) | 96.68 | 93% | 2016-05-01 |
| 11919. | Zac (mishen) | 96.67 | 92% | 2013-02-05 |
| 11920. | Xander (xander004) | 96.67 | 95% | 2016-09-18 |
| 11921. | Jamber (jamber_onyx) | 96.67 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 11922. | megan (monchaton) | 96.67 | — | 2008-09-14 |
| 11923. | Ziggy (antioch) | 96.67 | 97% | 2012-09-27 |
| 11924. | Lavinia (lavinderr) | 96.66 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 11925. | henry (henrytoh) | 96.66 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 11926. | aaaaaa (hagemanto) | 96.66 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| 11927. | Don (dpease) | 96.66 | 90% | 2013-07-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |