As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9181. | D (chubbieveggie) | 82.60 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
9182. | Nighil (nighil) | 82.60 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
9183. | bstone13 (bstone13) | 82.60 | 96% | 2016-10-18 |
9184. | FreePalestine (read_palesti... | 82.59 | 97% | 2024-01-06 |
9185. | Yunik Gautam (yunik_gautam) | 82.59 | 97% | 2023-05-23 |
9186. | (proxy707) | 82.59 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
9187. | Allay (noob_wrath) | 82.59 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
9188. | Stretch (stretch_flex) | 82.58 | 99% | 2023-03-05 |
9189. | Peaky (x101) | 82.58 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
9190. | T-Bird (spartakick) | 82.58 | 92% | 2016-05-19 |
9191. | Geese (geese955) | 82.57 | 97% | 2024-03-07 |
9192. | Bleedy Basket! (ninjismo) | 82.57 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
9193. | Sainty (sadsoda) | 82.57 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
9194. | Sanic (192378) | 82.57 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
9195. | Daniel (danielcleve) | 82.57 | 93% | 2015-04-27 |
9196. | Raaed (raaed_23) | 82.57 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
9197. | Tareque Hasan (tahsin24) | 82.56 | 98% | 2019-07-23 |
9198. | Nicholas (nich42) | 82.56 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
9199. | Ryan (direwolf05) | 82.56 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
9200. | David (david0524) | 82.56 | 96% | 2018-10-15 |
9201. | Naufal (naufalmahing) | 82.55 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
9202. | She gon wink (dirtysouth) | 82.55 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
9203. | darkblazh (darkblazh) | 82.55 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
9204. | Vypios (crumbledore) | 82.55 | 95% | 2016-10-12 |
9205. | Dan (danomate) | 82.55 | 91% | 2016-10-25 |
9206. | Leo (gnowoel) | 82.55 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
9207. | Michael (doomcon) | 82.55 | 88% | 2016-07-12 |
9208. | A10000 (a10000) | 82.55 | 99% | 2016-05-08 |
9209. | Ethan (rubiks3) | 82.54 | 96% | 2020-06-08 |
9210. | Nguyễn (nguyensonhoang021... | 82.54 | 99% | 2023-02-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |