So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17220. | Manolo (manolom) | 72.75 | 94% | 2012-03-07 |
| 17221. | Tyrone (chidorimove) | 72.74 | 94% | 2022-03-26 |
| 17222. | turbo (turb0bunk) | 72.74 | 97% | 2018-09-02 |
| 17223. | Blaze (blazebit0656) | 72.74 | 97% | 2018-02-03 |
| 17224. | Pedro (pedrosorio) | 72.73 | 96% | 2013-06-29 |
| 17225. | Sint (sint11) | 72.73 | 96.3% | 2023-05-21 |
| 17226. | Meg (meganxjordan) | 72.73 | — | 2010-12-02 |
| 17227. | eugene paul (itdrmts) | 72.73 | 97% | 2019-06-03 |
| 17228. | Deus (deus) | 72.73 | — | 2009-07-08 |
| 17229. | Jav (jav77) | 72.72 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 17230. | Slueben (poijn) | 72.72 | 97% | 2018-06-25 |
| 17231. | Jem (jemanema) | 72.72 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
| 17232. | Struuly (wtfstruuly) | 72.72 | 91% | 2013-02-07 |
| 17233. | Daaaave (daferret83) | 72.72 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 17234. | Robert (pollo_grande) | 72.72 | 96% | 2012-11-17 |
| 17235. | Maarten (mrtnrs) | 72.72 | 98% | 2013-05-08 |
| 17236. | DOO (datblakgai) | 72.71 | 95% | 2023-02-28 |
| 17237. | Directrix1 (directrix1) | 72.71 | 95% | 2015-01-16 |
| 17238. | Dakize (dakice) | 72.71 | 94% | 2016-03-31 |
| 17239. | Jonathan (qu1te) | 72.71 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 17240. | ellebelle55555 (ellebelle55... | 72.71 | 96% | 2023-07-18 |
| 17241. | arif (arif2025) | 72.71 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 17242. | Thatisdifficult (thatisdiff... | 72.71 | 96% | 2016-04-30 |
| 17243. | Keeganol (keeganol) | 72.71 | 91% | 2012-04-02 |
| 17244. | jonathan (moonmoondammit) | 72.70 | 95% | 2018-05-05 |
| 17245. | Hassan (ha559) | 72.70 | 97% | 2020-04-13 |
| 17246. | shila (shila) | 72.70 | 97% | 2013-01-04 |
| 17247. | cegprakash (cegprakash) | 72.70 | 96% | 2014-04-04 |
| 17248. | Tyler (thkim1011) | 72.70 | 93% | 2013-09-15 |
| 17249. | Pramod (pramood8686) | 72.70 | 95% | 2012-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |