So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6495. | Stacey (hakushi) | 94.39 | 95% | 2016-03-02 |
| 6496. | OMG! CHEATERS EVERYWHERE! (... | 94.39 | 94% | 2012-05-03 |
| 6497. | alex (exdunn) | 94.39 | 99% | 2017-06-11 |
| 6498. | Spookster (spookyfingers) | 94.38 | 95% | 2016-05-25 |
| 6499. | Joseph (appledood123) | 94.38 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 6500. | xBenDaii (xbendaii) | 94.37 | 96% | 2022-09-28 |
| 6501. | Enoch (enozservant) | 94.37 | 97% | 2013-01-04 |
| 6502. | Herman (pyrophilic) | 94.37 | 94% | 2013-07-20 |
| 6503. | cw (perpendd) | 94.37 | 92% | 2014-06-11 |
| 6504. | ghostgatts (ghostgatts) | 94.36 | 97% | 2016-10-01 |
| 6505. | John (johnrb) | 94.36 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 6506. | quay tay (donkaso) | 94.36 | 97% | 2015-12-17 |
| 6507. | Christopher (christos) | 94.36 | — | 2009-09-01 |
| 6508. | a sad story🎬 (xquyen) | 94.35 | 99% | 2021-10-03 |
| 6509. | lahmacun (lahmacun228) | 94.34 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| 6510. | Rio (riokku) | 94.34 | 96% | 2016-04-15 |
| 6511. | shellyshellyshellyumm (blue... | 94.33 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 6512. | Merrick (skmq) | 94.33 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 6513. | john (mistax) | 94.33 | — | 2010-11-07 |
| 6514. | Scalene (scalene) | 94.33 | 100% | 2019-07-30 |
| 6515. | Kurion (kurion) | 94.33 | 96% | 2013-11-21 |
| 6516. | Jason (dire) | 94.33 | 95% | 2011-11-04 |
| 6517. | Jacob (captain3xtreme) | 94.33 | 97% | 2013-10-08 |
| 6518. | tstats[kafuu] (kafuu) | 94.32 | 95% | 2023-08-03 |
| 6519. | Ziggy (ziggy0392) | 94.32 | 93% | 2014-03-14 |
| 6520. | Justin (justins17) | 94.32 | 96% | 2016-01-03 |
| 6521. | Mary (turquoisemp) | 94.32 | 95% | 2014-10-31 |
| 6522. | lemonade (agolemonade) | 94.32 | 96% | 2017-02-23 |
| 6523. | Craig (logitewty1) | 94.31 | — | 2008-11-10 |
| 6524. | Ares (silentglare) | 94.31 | 98% | 2019-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |