I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12731. | spacegoose (spaceg00se) | 80.51 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 12732. | Akerlyn (akerlyn) | 80.51 | 94% | 2016-09-30 |
| 12733. | stibitzer (stibitzer) | 80.50 | 96% | 2021-08-04 |
| 12734. | H4k (h4ckz7) | 80.50 | 96% | 2022-09-30 |
| 12735. | johnfred (cevhyruz) | 80.50 | 97% | 2019-03-26 |
| 12736. | leeferdude (leeferdude) | 80.50 | 98% | 2024-10-23 |
| 12737. | أحمد (dr_ahmed) | 80.50 | 95% | 2015-05-24 |
| 12738. | R (rudi) | 80.50 | 95% | 2016-11-28 |
| 12739. | Adithyan (adithyan_8) | 80.49 | 97% | 2024-04-26 |
| 12740. | jiangyan (jiangyan) | 80.49 | 97.6% | 2023-10-27 |
| 12741. | Quan (quandool) | 80.49 | 97% | 2023-05-05 |
| 12742. | Chathur (grandesonnerie) | 80.48 | 97% | 2022-03-12 |
| 12743. | Jams (jamyooes) | 80.48 | 98% | 2023-07-31 |
| 12744. | L (alisonlevi) | 80.48 | 96% | 2015-10-03 |
| 12745. | Icarus (puniture) | 80.48 | 94% | 2018-02-25 |
| 12746. | sıןʌɥɹ (s1lvhr) | 80.48 | 96% | 2022-07-29 |
| 12747. | Jim (jimjimbles123) | 80.47 | 95% | 2023-04-08 |
| 12748. | Emma (hrim702) | 80.47 | 92% | 2016-03-05 |
| 12749. | Cultist (kishore0305) | 80.47 | 98% | 2021-06-03 |
| 12750. | Skanda (skanda77) | 80.47 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| 12751. | unoriginalname (unoriginaln... | 80.47 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
| 12752. | Nurbek (tsukerk1) | 80.47 | 97.1% | 2021-02-17 |
| 12753. | Alex (dippyshere) | 80.47 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 12754. | [ISRA]GTSWPM (gtswpm150) | 80.47 | 97% | 2017-06-22 |
| 12755. | Dumby (cooh) | 80.47 | 98% | 2018-05-19 |
| 12756. | Navi (ivan_) | 80.47 | 88% | 2017-01-16 |
| 12757. | Dr. Poop (MCL) (dr_poopy) | 80.46 | 97% | 2024-09-18 |
| 12758. | Jon (zam0) | 80.46 | 97% | 2024-05-14 |
| 12759. | tstats[dfanaras] (dfanaras) | 80.46 | 97% | 2023-05-15 |
| 12760. | Jesse (jessekapane) | 80.46 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |