So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16893. | Nikhil (nik9) | 73.42 | 97% | 2023-01-31 |
| 16894. | MochaStarling (mochastarling) | 73.42 | 97% | 2023-09-16 |
| 16895. | Sam (monkeh_type_fast) | 73.42 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
| 16896. | Yoga (eggnormous) | 73.42 | 96% | 2018-11-03 |
| 16897. | KJ (hobnobunited) | 73.42 | 98% | 2015-04-09 |
| 16898. | Oatty (badzerror) | 73.42 | 96% | 2011-07-14 |
| 16899. | Jayde (monhare) | 73.41 | — | 2011-01-11 |
| 16900. | Ryan (winnertakesall77) | 73.41 | 98% | 2021-08-02 |
| 16901. | mm (smsa5000) | 73.41 | 99.4% | 2023-08-28 |
| 16902. | MrKK (jeldikk) | 73.41 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 16903. | Richard (tbone001) | 73.41 | 98% | 2020-05-15 |
| 16904. | Charles (druidmax) | 73.41 | 91% | 2016-11-03 |
| 16905. | West (westqt) | 73.41 | 95% | 2016-09-29 |
| 16906. | Aditya Prakash (typist3) | 73.41 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 16907. | Mohammad iqbal (md_iqbal) | 73.41 | 100% | 2013-09-13 |
| 16908. | Axy (complexity) | 73.41 | — | 2008-10-21 |
| 16909. | Alex (dippyshere) | 73.40 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 16910. | Type (cainvelasquez) | 73.40 | 96% | 2019-06-17 |
| 16911. | Andrew (kirbyslayer) | 73.40 | 94% | 2012-06-24 |
| 16912. | Go Go Goooo! (gogocarol) | 73.40 | 94% | 2012-12-03 |
| 16913. | ritow (biltis) | 73.40 | 100% | 2012-08-12 |
| 16914. | Phyotic (demondrone) | 73.39 | 89% | 2016-09-13 |
| 16915. | Xebion (xebion) | 73.39 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 16916. | Arthur (xuderuf) | 73.39 | 94% | 2013-04-23 |
| 16917. | Chetan (encore) | 73.39 | 95% | 2012-11-22 |
| 16918. | emae (emae08) | 73.39 | 91% | 2015-11-02 |
| 16919. | Lea (pinxter) | 73.38 | 94% | 2020-05-04 |
| 16920. | Ramen (idrinkjelly) | 73.38 | 95% | 2014-02-15 |
| 16921. | Kerollos (pesticidez) | 73.38 | 92% | 2013-03-19 |
| 16922. | Valyns (valyns) | 73.38 | 98% | 2018-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |