I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8189. | Serenity (wilfredmiron) | 91.20 | 98% | 2025-04-18 |
| 8190. | harry (jauaj) | 91.20 | 97.3% | 2024-12-26 |
| 8191. | Ben (foereaper4k) | 91.20 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 8192. | Sonu (intellectualcreatures) | 91.20 | 98% | 2021-08-30 |
| 8193. | Altair (aimenov) | 91.20 | 98% | 2023-11-29 |
| 8194. | Nicholas (t0903591) | 91.20 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 8195. | CASPer (jerdaw) | 91.19 | 97% | 2025-12-20 |
| 8196. | Kenny (kctr) | 91.19 | 97% | 2025-03-15 |
| 8197. | Banana (banankake) | 91.18 | 96.6% | 2024-07-09 |
| 8198. | Jojo (thechadster) | 91.18 | 97% | 2024-01-28 |
| 8199. | Jashua (stelless) | 91.18 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 8200. | タイ (dtinth) | 91.18 | 96% | 2017-03-20 |
| 8201. | Typing accurately... (rkvc) | 91.18 | 99% | 2018-12-09 |
| 8202. | Ryan (sublimewarlock) | 91.17 | 96% | 2024-02-14 |
| 8203. | BuddDwyer (twerkadactyl) | 91.17 | 96% | 2025-06-18 |
| 8204. | Josh (jubwub) | 91.16 | 95.4% | 2023-11-15 |
| 8205. | Someone (dipity) | 91.15 | 96% | 2023-08-13 |
| 8206. | space 65 (jacob1361) | 91.15 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 8207. | Joseph (josephjayette) | 91.15 | 97% | 2020-07-05 |
| 8208. | JJ (ervq24) | 91.14 | 98.3% | 2023-05-31 |
| 8209. | Vlad (vladdycrz) | 91.14 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
| 8210. | Cade (cadeglenn) | 91.14 | 97.5% | 2021-02-24 |
| 8211. | Julie (owen789) | 91.14 | 98% | 2021-01-10 |
| 8212. | Greg (gpfraser1) | 91.14 | 97% | 2016-05-21 |
| 8213. | James (harold_jeffreys) | 91.13 | 99% | 2018-09-20 |
| 8214. | Elisha (armorath) | 91.13 | 97% | 2018-08-28 |
| 8215. | Leo (leofuller) | 91.12 | 98% | 2019-04-06 |
| 8216. | Aaron (magictaco1997) | 91.12 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 8217. | Chris (rcw55) | 91.12 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 8218. | paim (barat_paim) | 91.11 | 98.7% | 2025-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |