I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9495. | sushil (susheel123) | 90.44 | 99% | 2023-03-24 |
| 9496. | Hassan (hamoro) | 90.43 | 96% | 2022-07-13 |
| 9497. | gayman (vvvvvccvvvvv) | 90.43 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 9498. | Adin (nightmarexe) | 90.43 | 96% | 2021-09-08 |
| 9499. | Derp (thelol) | 90.43 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 9500. | River (ronguat) | 90.43 | 95% | 2017-05-08 |
| 9501. | ndk100 (ndk100) | 90.43 | 99% | 2017-02-17 |
| 9502. | Sky man (koolienavy) | 90.43 | 95% | 2019-10-25 |
| 9503. | Russ (jrmtrumpet) | 90.42 | 98.8% | 2024-07-29 |
| 9504. | Dominic (dominicdarr) | 90.42 | 96% | 2022-03-02 |
| 9505. | MST (stereotypist) | 90.42 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
| 9506. | ghuid (stefano27) | 90.42 | 97% | 2023-05-09 |
| 9507. | park (jiministhebest) | 90.40 | 99% | 2022-12-25 |
| 9508. | R (fjasifjaficaom) | 90.40 | 99% | 2023-04-16 |
| 9509. | ega (egareyh) | 90.40 | 98% | 2022-06-17 |
| 9510. | Dan (danisoz12) | 90.40 | 98.2% | 2021-02-14 |
| 9511. | deez (ishkena) | 90.39 | 95% | 2023-07-23 |
| 9512. | Dio (diobrando419) | 90.39 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 9513. | TTKO (ttko_lu) | 90.38 | 99% | 2024-06-29 |
| 9514. | Allen (agginham) | 90.38 | 98% | 2023-08-15 |
| 9515. | Jacob (addthenine) | 90.38 | 100% | 2021-01-07 |
| 9516. | Ronan (zzztaco) | 90.38 | 99% | 2018-09-12 |
| 9517. | SHU (shu_ik) | 90.37 | 99% | 2022-03-06 |
| 9518. | Hayden (hayden_1204) | 90.37 | 96.7% | 2024-03-05 |
| 9519. | Chloro (chlorowins) | 90.37 | 96% | 2020-01-21 |
| 9520. | Sevket (sevketbat) | 90.37 | 99% | 2019-11-08 |
| 9521. | QWERTY (natalie_z1) | 90.37 | 99% | 2021-03-20 |
| 9522. | Cindy (elpha) | 90.36 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| 9523. | Ankush (ankush12345) | 90.36 | 94% | 2017-04-07 |
| 9524. | William (accugroove) | 90.36 | 93% | 2017-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |