The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6320. | Stelios (paff) | 96.14 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
| 6321. | Ajdin (cajdin) | 96.14 | 97% | 2025-06-20 |
| 6322. | Abhimanyu (a_bhimany_u) | 96.14 | 97.8% | 2024-02-03 |
| 6323. | Nate (hoopstrings) | 96.14 | 98% | 2022-06-07 |
| 6324. | BUST (hl1925) | 96.14 | 94% | 2016-08-25 |
| 6325. | Marek (ksydry) | 96.13 | 98% | 2017-09-06 |
| 6326. | Jon Day (jonday87) | 96.13 | 97% | 2012-01-23 |
| 6327. | Skipper (sadskipper) | 96.12 | 97% | 2023-05-30 |
| 6328. | Katie (kat41911) | 96.12 | 95% | 2011-06-05 |
| 6329. | Krishna (cold5r) | 96.12 | 99% | 2019-02-20 |
| 6330. | Flounder (kublai_ow) | 96.11 | 97.7% | 2023-10-03 |
| 6331. | terrace (terrace2fast) | 96.11 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 6332. | William (williamusa) | 96.11 | 97% | 2020-03-01 |
| 6333. | Wesley (ylsew) | 96.09 | 97% | 2017-09-05 |
| 6334. | C (chaoticbow) | 96.09 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 6335. | justindongissocoolandawesom... | 96.09 | 96% | 2014-02-15 |
| 6336. | MinecraftGod (theminecraftgod) | 96.08 | 96.9% | 2024-09-26 |
| 6337. | Th3BossC (th3bossc) | 96.08 | 98.1% | 2024-07-05 |
| 6338. | dingly (dinglydo) | 96.08 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 6339. | Marc (marcopolo6263) | 96.08 | 93% | 2013-05-02 |
| 6340. | zveda (zveda) | 96.07 | 98% | 2018-01-30 |
| 6341. | KC (hotdogkc) | 96.07 | 98% | 2013-09-27 |
| 6342. | Finger King (fingerking123) | 96.07 | 90% | 2017-05-16 |
| 6343. | epic (epicgamer6969420) | 96.06 | 98% | 2022-08-30 |
| 6344. | dor (deswag) | 96.06 | 93% | 2013-07-17 |
| 6345. | sanjay (sanjaychitrakar) | 96.06 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 6346. | Greg (draygar) | 96.05 | 97% | 2015-03-04 |
| 6347. | printfast (printfast) | 96.05 | 96.4% | 2024-09-16 |
| 6348. | Alex (alexjdam) | 96.05 | 97% | 2011-08-18 |
| 6349. | Muhammad Haris Naeem (itsha... | 96.04 | 97% | 2025-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |