So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12862. | Kebob (murikk) | 80.16 | 96% | 2013-10-19 |
| 12863. | Xander (xanderthegreater) | 80.16 | 95% | 2023-06-30 |
| 12864. | Exijun (exijun) | 80.16 | 97% | 2019-09-19 |
| 12865. | Prakhar (menate) | 80.15 | 97% | 2023-05-13 |
| 12866. | Abylaikhan (ho1den) | 80.15 | 96% | 2022-07-28 |
| 12867. | Yeajoon (kimchi4me) | 80.15 | 93% | 2014-02-21 |
| 12868. | Ting (t_mist) | 80.15 | 95% | 2013-09-17 |
| 12869. | shui (sammi76) | 80.15 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 12870. | Dvorak (aeoryth1) | 80.15 | 93% | 2011-12-02 |
| 12871. | Kevin (whatsyourtype) | 80.14 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 12872. | Travis (oats) | 80.14 | 92% | 2012-08-17 |
| 12873. | Macho (iammacho) | 80.14 | 95% | 2013-08-23 |
| 12874. | mangg (mannn) | 80.14 | — | 2009-04-08 |
| 12875. | Da Boss (dustybroom) | 80.14 | 91% | 2015-01-26 |
| 12876. | STRA (sbs20011) | 80.14 | 99% | 2017-07-12 |
| 12877. | Tyree (instiinct) | 80.14 | 96% | 2012-02-05 |
| 12878. | Gabriel (giyas9970) | 80.13 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 12879. | Dina (dinalg97) | 80.13 | 85% | 2014-08-19 |
| 12880. | Waf (wafferizzle) | 80.13 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| 12881. | m (nano2nd) | 80.13 | 91% | 2013-03-07 |
| 12882. | Chips (mrchips) | 80.13 | 93% | 2015-01-28 |
| 12883. | 大頭妹 (cowboy2) | 80.13 | — | 2010-07-22 |
| 12884. | gardy (gardy3) | 80.12 | 96% | 2022-06-19 |
| 12885. | Urabigail (borat_kz) | 80.12 | 96.2% | 2023-10-04 |
| 12886. | nim (nimen) | 80.12 | 98.8% | 2021-02-05 |
| 12887. | Marc (mreading) | 80.12 | 97% | 2016-08-23 |
| 12888. | six seven (saorla) | 80.11 | 96% | 2021-12-29 |
| 12889. | Hannah (svenskahan) | 80.11 | 93% | 2015-02-13 |
| 12890. | ju yun (schylarker) | 80.11 | 96% | 2017-04-02 |
| 12891. | tuffghost (namtap) | 80.11 | — | 2008-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |