As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17864. | Hassan (hassanalmatar) | 66.72 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
| 17865. | Shaun (silentfate) | 66.72 | 94% | 2016-09-18 |
| 17866. | Bryan (bryanw122) | 66.72 | 88% | 2016-04-08 |
| 17867. | son (son1708) | 66.71 | 97.1% | 2025-01-15 |
| 17868. | kevin (speedykev) | 66.71 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
| 17869. | Xavier (xavasx) | 66.70 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
| 17870. | Koolie (theslowesttypereva) | 66.70 | 95% | 2019-03-18 |
| 17871. | vamsi (krish5892) | 66.70 | 89% | 2016-11-09 |
| 17872. | ASAP (tylerpark24) | 66.69 | 82% | 2016-05-31 |
| 17873. | BrayBray (bigbossbyrdboy) | 66.69 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 17874. | Erik (ersken90) | 66.69 | 95% | 2015-05-30 |
| 17875. | Jessica (littledang) | 66.69 | 92% | 2016-06-28 |
| 17876. | Tim (timsn) | 66.69 | 97% | 2015-11-26 |
| 17877. | Dylan (dill_pickle1101) | 66.68 | 97% | 2022-07-31 |
| 17878. | Dwi (yvbinjk) | 66.68 | 95% | 2021-03-25 |
| 17879. | Alex (farjungle) | 66.68 | 95% | 2016-12-07 |
| 17880. | thunderwoods (thunderwoods) | 66.67 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
| 17881. | Tadhg (tadhglewis) | 66.67 | 94% | 2019-12-23 |
| 17882. | Dionne (dionnegun) | 66.67 | 95% | 2020-02-02 |
| 17883. | Dimo (dimofte) | 66.67 | 94% | 2021-11-17 |
| 17884. | Tom (thomaspereira94) | 66.67 | 96% | 2019-02-08 |
| 17885. | V¹ҡҡʏ (littlevikky_) | 66.67 | 98% | 2022-02-16 |
| 17886. | Hassaan (hassaan0180) | 66.67 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 17887. | Richmond Wong (playstyleph) | 66.67 | 96% | 2017-12-30 |
| 17888. | a (shibss) | 66.67 | 96.3% | 2021-02-03 |
| 17889. | jjerry (jerry_nyae) | 66.67 | 96% | 2019-08-04 |
| 17890. | dragen57472 (dragen57472) | 66.66 | 95.7% | 2024-09-21 |
| 17891. | BeepBeep (corsairshadow) | 66.66 | 97% | 2017-03-02 |
| 17892. | tstats[liteyagimi] (liteyag... | 66.66 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 17893. | BigWinnz101 (bigwinnz101) | 66.66 | 96% | 2021-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |