So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35315. | cindy (dominiq_) | 39.81 | 93% | 2017-09-21 |
| 35316. | AKarudwal (akarudwal) | 39.80 | 94% | 2021-09-24 |
| 35317. | Goal: 70wpm average (pietpo... | 39.80 | 93% | 2022-06-03 |
| 35318. | brooke (br2000sh) | 39.80 | 90% | 2011-11-19 |
| 35319. | willow (willow_ash) | 39.80 | 94% | 2013-04-13 |
| 35320. | John (acidblue) | 39.80 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 35321. | Bill (wildbill1971) | 39.79 | 94% | 2020-12-30 |
| 35322. | Seamus (seamusc) | 39.79 | 93% | 2012-05-14 |
| 35323. | Kacper (alca) | 39.79 | — | 2008-10-10 |
| 35324. | aiei24 (aiei24) | 39.78 | 91% | 2012-04-17 |
| 35325. | Công Sơn (congsona4) | 39.77 | 95% | 2020-03-28 |
| 35326. | Karim (karim_ch) | 39.77 | 92% | 2020-05-24 |
| 35327. | Nabil (vqvks7n) | 39.77 | 92% | 2013-11-19 |
| 35328. | Ray (megaracer) | 39.76 | — | 2008-09-24 |
| 35329. | Ashraf (ashraf2) | 39.75 | 95% | 2021-06-11 |
| 35330. | Illarion (illarion) | 39.75 | 92% | 2022-12-13 |
| 35331. | Birtan (mabx) | 39.74 | 90% | 2016-07-01 |
| 35332. | Filthy (kluchhard) | 39.74 | 94% | 2018-09-29 |
| 35333. | Diego (dimeco) | 39.74 | 94% | 2021-02-10 |
| 35334. | kishan (kishanraj2006) | 39.74 | — | 2008-11-01 |
| 35335. | Morgan (burnsmor) | 39.74 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| 35336. | FASIA (fasia) | 39.73 | 96% | 2023-08-19 |
| 35337. | Engelbert (time6) | 39.73 | 92% | 2021-02-11 |
| 35338. | MICHAEL (mwinn9) | 39.73 | 94% | 2020-03-02 |
| 35339. | birendra (kitsbiru) | 39.73 | 92% | 2016-09-30 |
| 35340. | Achilles8x (achilles8x) | 39.73 | — | 2009-12-31 |
| 35341. | Light (lightghimire) | 39.72 | 92.7% | 2023-06-27 |
| 35342. | ucok (ucoknaga) | 39.72 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 35343. | giniyat (fsgini) | 39.72 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 35344. | Zenith (zenith1g) | 39.71 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |