The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19844. | Karsten (dutchie3) | 72.45 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
| 19845. | islom (islom02) | 72.45 | 95% | 2020-12-31 |
| 19846. | Michael (doomcon) | 72.45 | 85% | 2014-10-29 |
| 19847. | the red devil (badplay) | 72.45 | 96% | 2015-04-30 |
| 19848. | David (saddj001) | 72.44 | 95% | 2021-05-12 |
| 19849. | GG (goldy_boi) | 72.44 | 94% | 2019-09-22 |
| 19850. | Omega (omegatype) | 72.44 | 96% | 2014-01-19 |
| 19851. | Brandon (brego94) | 72.44 | 97% | 2016-08-26 |
| 19852. | kentlim (lsk133) | 72.43 | 99% | 2022-05-31 |
| 19853. | mayimbe (mayimbe194) | 72.43 | 97% | 2020-01-27 |
| 19854. | Howard (kyutal) | 72.43 | 96% | 2018-07-24 |
| 19855. | JongYoon (jongq) | 72.43 | 92% | 2017-03-13 |
| 19856. | Hildor (cdm2011) | 72.43 | 94% | 2015-05-07 |
| 19857. | Nish (nishparadox) | 72.42 | 92% | 2016-03-01 |
| 19858. | Reptile (raptilian) | 72.42 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 19859. | simopr (simopr) | 72.42 | 98% | 2021-02-26 |
| 19860. | Henrik (diload) | 72.41 | 97% | 2013-11-04 |
| 19861. | Ali (alibasaran) | 72.41 | 98% | 2013-09-16 |
| 19862. | Erin (erin) | 72.41 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 19863. | Beybaris (zstorm_rd) | 72.40 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 19864. | fake (freddy46) | 72.40 | 96% | 2023-04-24 |
| 19865. | Lazar (lazer123) | 72.40 | 96% | 2022-03-28 |
| 19866. | Jessie (lutador) | 72.40 | 97% | 2013-11-27 |
| 19867. | Chris (itsnighttho) | 72.40 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
| 19868. | Varun (varun6) | 72.40 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
| 19869. | Michael (sussybakaaaa) | 72.39 | 97% | 2023-06-08 |
| 19870. | Daniel (gunlugga01) | 72.39 | 88% | 2015-10-31 |
| 19871. | Ben (bltlawson) | 72.39 | 98% | 2022-08-21 |
| 19872. | LukeyDubs (keoni96) | 72.39 | 96% | 2013-06-20 |
| 19873. | Anderson (andrsnhd) | 72.39 | — | 2010-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |