So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26382. | Peter (vajco) | 58.72 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 26383. | lol (vastly_blank) | 58.72 | 97.7% | 2021-02-22 |
| 26384. | Kiyoshi (mikaro) | 58.72 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
| 26385. | James (demfeels) | 58.72 | 96% | 2018-01-21 |
| 26386. | Abby (paintingcat12) | 58.72 | 84% | 2015-03-12 |
| 26387. | Mykie Sixx (mykiesixx) | 58.72 | 98% | 2013-08-12 |
| 26388. | Sam (samue_l) | 58.71 | 93% | 2020-06-15 |
| 26389. | Thomas Edward (feeshmane) | 58.71 | 98% | 2019-04-18 |
| 26390. | Bruce Gill (brucebag10) | 58.71 | 99% | 2023-08-25 |
| 26391. | vinobien (vinobien) | 58.71 | 97% | 2023-01-08 |
| 26392. | Lasse (lasjn) | 58.71 | 94% | 2021-02-10 |
| 26393. | Kevin (kevinhsiung) | 58.71 | 85% | 2013-01-05 |
| 26394. | (mymymy141) | 58.71 | 96% | 2013-10-07 |
| 26395. | rowen (kp7team) | 58.71 | 95% | 2016-05-11 |
| 26396. | Joshtopher (joshtopher) | 58.71 | 95% | 2017-02-17 |
| 26397. | Lucas (des_vegas) | 58.71 | — | 2009-09-15 |
| 26398. | Irene (triomeans3) | 58.70 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
| 26399. | cetoHNG (cong2207x) | 58.70 | 93% | 2015-09-06 |
| 26400. | Josh (jolman) | 58.70 | 94% | 2021-12-04 |
| 26401. | Ileden (ileden) | 58.70 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 26402. | ladybrabra (ladybrabra) | 58.70 | — | 2010-08-05 |
| 26403. | Kenneth (blakman) | 58.70 | 88% | 2015-05-06 |
| 26404. | Henrik (diload) | 58.70 | 93% | 2013-04-22 |
| 26405. | Francis (ufo19900518) | 58.70 | — | 2010-02-21 |
| 26406. | jesus (jesusepie) | 58.70 | 97% | 2014-06-07 |
| 26407. | Ed (edward12345) | 58.70 | 97% | 2017-08-05 |
| 26408. | Mark (mastopuppets) | 58.69 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 26409. | Tájpolósch (gunnhallur) | 58.69 | 95% | 2021-09-05 |
| 26410. | Cyrus (rade04) | 58.69 | 94% | 2022-10-21 |
| 26411. | Ivan_Eagle (ivan_julia) | 58.69 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |