I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13978. | Colin (volin) | 79.60 | 95% | 2025-01-15 |
| 13979. | Arath (arathjz) | 79.60 | 94% | 2021-07-07 |
| 13980. | Nick (kmkhami) | 79.60 | 95% | 2017-10-06 |
| 13981. | ameb (ameb) | 79.59 | 99% | 2022-05-11 |
| 13982. | Charlie (depicar) | 79.59 | 95% | 2019-04-03 |
| 13983. | Tarso (noaxispe) | 79.59 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 13984. | John (jlataire) | 79.59 | 98% | 2018-03-17 |
| 13985. | Malondee (malondee) | 79.58 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 13986. | nevermispelled (nevermispel... | 79.58 | 97% | 2017-11-06 |
| 13987. | Avi (_avi_) | 79.58 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 13988. | Nutalie (frostybeep) | 79.57 | 99% | 2017-09-07 |
| 13989. | stoney456 (stoney456) | 79.57 | 98% | 2025-05-12 |
| 13990. | g (getoffmyflo) | 79.57 | 98% | 2022-01-04 |
| 13991. | Lucifer (lucifer_kas) | 79.57 | 97% | 2021-10-17 |
| 13992. | Murtaza (zetraux) | 79.57 | 96% | 2021-05-09 |
| 13993. | Clown (clownius_v) | 79.57 | 96% | 2021-05-26 |
| 13994. | +aaaAaaa+ (aaaaletter) | 79.56 | 94% | 2019-06-02 |
| 13995. | Dylan (dilly1) | 79.56 | 97% | 2023-02-11 |
| 13996. | poopbel (poopbel) | 79.56 | 96% | 2021-02-27 |
| 13997. | Ninja (hchengtrcs) | 79.56 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
| 13998. | Edwood (edwood) | 79.56 | 99% | 2017-11-02 |
| 13999. | Jackie (johnsonj13) | 79.55 | 99% | 2021-07-26 |
| 14000. | Nick (turbo_gnocci) | 79.55 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 14001. | Michael (yomama500) | 79.55 | 96% | 2022-05-15 |
| 14002. | Alex (alexhell) | 79.55 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 14003. | Kristian (gamerbeast) | 79.55 | 97% | 2017-06-04 |
| 14004. | Utsav (utsav2) | 79.55 | 92% | 2017-02-17 |
| 14005. | sd (souparna021) | 79.55 | 99% | 2018-11-09 |
| 14006. | Rado (immutability) | 79.54 | 93% | 2018-03-12 |
| 14007. | Mosses (baligtadangtalim) | 79.54 | 95% | 2022-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |