Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4048. | hi (typingtypyngtyping) | 68.03 | 98% | 2020-12-16 |
| 4049. | Core (coreparadox) | 68.02 | 97% | 2020-01-01 |
| 4050. | arun (arunnari) | 68.02 | 97% | 2018-06-26 |
| 4051. | Baerlatsch (baerlatsch) | 67.99 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
| 4052. | 11111 (chdempty) | 67.95 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 4053. | Jon (moonfaze) | 67.94 | 97% | 2020-06-07 |
| 4054. | Jinxmatic (jinxmatic) | 67.94 | 96% | 2018-03-25 |
| 4055. | Fang (fang1216) | 67.94 | 95% | 2017-07-04 |
| 4056. | Bobban (bobban) | 67.93 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 4057. | ermako (ermako) | 67.93 | 96% | 2018-02-03 |
| 4058. | Pogan Laul (ptchristrian) | 67.92 | 95% | 2017-12-06 |
| 4059. | typeracer27893 (sulfurexplo... | 67.91 | 96% | 2020-02-21 |
| 4060. | Jason (aim1) | 67.91 | 95% | 2019-01-29 |
| 4061. | Bryan (titanwafflez) | 67.90 | 94% | 2017-11-15 |
| 4062. | Luke (maximillionpegasus) | 67.90 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
| 4063. | sab (sabpap) | 67.89 | 98% | 2020-03-20 |
| 4064. | Dii (dii_cipher) | 67.87 | 98% | 2019-04-08 |
| 4065. | Riley (texyrialed) | 67.87 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 4066. | Nurdin Abdillah (threefinge... | 67.85 | 96% | 2018-01-13 |
| 4067. | Harui (haruihiro) | 67.85 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
| 4068. | Shen Ian (shen_ian) | 67.84 | 95% | 2020-01-17 |
| 4069. | Sangi (sangi38) | 67.84 | 97% | 2017-10-24 |
| 4070. | ATIF (atifsld) | 67.83 | 96% | 2017-10-28 |
| 4071. | Christian (crash1233) | 67.83 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
| 4072. | mrklein (mrklein) | 67.81 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
| 4073. | besher (besher) | 67.81 | 96% | 2018-04-27 |
| 4074. | John (slappy116) | 67.80 | 97% | 2018-11-19 |
| 4075. | Hanif (fivess) | 67.79 | 96% | 2020-10-10 |
| 4076. | Alex (alex01236) | 67.78 | 97% | 2019-11-11 |
| 4077. | Prasant (man_iac) | 67.78 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |