The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5005. | (tlueddek) | 56.56 | 96% | 2017-04-26 |
| 5006. | (jgeoppo) | 56.56 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 5007. | (mainali449) | 56.56 | 98% | 2021-09-24 |
| 5008. | (waco) | 56.56 | 95% | 2013-05-07 |
| 5009. | (tuong999) | 56.56 | 94% | 2014-07-09 |
| 5010. | (satishreddy) | 56.56 | 96% | 2016-05-27 |
| 5011. | (samim) | 56.56 | — | 2009-04-07 |
| 5012. | (mixhype) | 56.56 | — | 2010-05-22 |
| 5013. | (luigi_moran) | 56.56 | — | 2009-07-21 |
| 5014. | (jaythebee) | 56.56 | 97% | 2018-11-26 |
| 5015. | (forrest) | 56.55 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 5016. | tstats[log1xmeister] (log1x... | 56.55 | 96% | 2018-05-21 |
| 5017. | Keshav Arora (keshav_123) | 56.55 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 5018. | (neelesh) | 56.55 | 97% | 2017-06-09 |
| 5019. | Val (reaper7) | 56.55 | 94% | 2013-10-12 |
| 5020. | Gaetan (dgfx) | 56.55 | 95% | 2011-12-31 |
| 5021. | (ahmed3sami) | 56.54 | 95% | 2022-05-10 |
| 5022. | Brianna (tulips_blossom) | 56.54 | 96% | 2022-12-28 |
| 5023. | Paul (paulm_drive) | 56.54 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 5024. | Rodrigo (diguliu) | 56.54 | — | 2009-12-29 |
| 5025. | (bm_anas) | 56.54 | 95% | 2012-05-07 |
| 5026. | (one_plus_one_equal_two) | 56.53 | 95% | 2023-01-10 |
| 5027. | (austin7887) | 56.53 | — | 2010-03-08 |
| 5028. | (huntsire) | 56.53 | 94% | 2018-09-05 |
| 5029. | (carlosregino1) | 56.53 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 5030. | (omegakeke) | 56.53 | — | 2010-08-27 |
| 5031. | (upquark) | 56.53 | 94% | 2012-12-10 |
| 5032. | (diow) | 56.53 | 91% | 2013-01-03 |
| 5033. | (cation_h) | 56.53 | — | 2010-08-16 |
| 5034. | (caetano) | 56.53 | — | 2009-01-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |