The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29453. | Marcus (marblexake) | 55.91 | 94% | 2018-07-14 |
| 29454. | Joel (slowbutsure) | 55.91 | 86% | 2015-02-13 |
| 29455. | rifan (rifan) | 55.91 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 29456. | Ben (b5mith) | 55.91 | — | 2010-11-21 |
| 29457. | Flos (implayingflossy) | 55.90 | 93% | 2014-09-12 |
| 29458. | Shaheer (shaeer31) | 55.90 | 96% | 2022-12-30 |
| 29459. | kristie (helokiti80) | 55.89 | — | 2009-06-16 |
| 29460. | Makoa (snipartarget101) | 55.89 | 94% | 2017-05-20 |
| 29461. | luyong (xuluyong) | 55.89 | 98% | 2020-11-01 |
| 29462. | sarvar (sarvarbhat) | 55.89 | 94% | 2016-03-21 |
| 29463. | Sanjay (sadhu_sanjay) | 55.89 | 94% | 2016-01-26 |
| 29464. | Marian (tracymazy) | 55.89 | — | 2009-04-17 |
| 29465. | Yohanes (yohanes78) | 55.88 | 96% | 2023-07-26 |
| 29466. | M.A. Ahad Khan (aahadkhan) | 55.88 | 95.6% | 2023-10-16 |
| 29467. | Henry (henrysimon) | 55.88 | 91% | 2016-02-20 |
| 29468. | TA (changmin) | 55.88 | — | 2009-12-26 |
| 29469. | Omni (omzi) | 55.87 | 93% | 2021-06-25 |
| 29470. | Mohammed (alazzouny) | 55.87 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 29471. | Jonathan (jon_mclane) | 55.87 | 93% | 2016-10-04 |
| 29472. | Aldrin (digitskk) | 55.87 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 29473. | Kecoa (kecoasilver) | 55.87 | 95% | 2019-05-17 |
| 29474. | ahmed (donkeybreath) | 55.86 | 94% | 2016-08-10 |
| 29475. | Dragonox (dragonox) | 55.86 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
| 29476. | Patryk (exchromer) | 55.86 | 94% | 2023-09-03 |
| 29477. | law (icarylaw) | 55.86 | 89% | 2013-10-11 |
| 29478. | Jeremiah (jword) | 55.86 | 98% | 2014-05-25 |
| 29479. | I Love Pakistan (sunnyinam786) | 55.86 | 93% | 2014-10-16 |
| 29480. | Jamie (bonjovi) | 55.86 | — | 2009-03-30 |
| 29481. | Casper (anderwear) | 55.85 | 98% | 2018-11-05 |
| 29482. | Pix (pixxx) | 55.85 | 96% | 2017-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |