So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11434. | ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (memesis) | 82.82 | 97% | 2022-02-12 |
| 11435. | Silvana (silvanapq) | 82.82 | 95% | 2011-10-19 |
| 11436. | Aaron (zarjanda) | 82.82 | 97% | 2013-02-19 |
| 11437. | Lam (yypsdennis) | 82.82 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 11438. | 🦍Dead Memes🦍 (rottenf... | 82.82 | 96% | 2017-08-06 |
| 11439. | R (vivavee) | 82.81 | 98% | 2019-12-27 |
| 11440. | epic (epicrako123) | 82.81 | 95% | 2021-12-22 |
| 11441. | mauvieira (mauvieira) | 82.81 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
| 11442. | Cthulhu (cthulhu) | 82.81 | — | 2011-01-29 |
| 11443. | J (saviorf) | 82.81 | 98% | 2017-06-11 |
| 11444. | 𝙺𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚕... | 82.80 | 96% | 2022-04-13 |
| 11445. | Sean (seansmk17) | 82.80 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 11446. | Im (tmarrero) | 82.80 | 94% | 2013-10-08 |
| 11447. | Rommel (thetyper09) | 82.80 | 94% | 2012-08-10 |
| 11448. | Vytautas (brain5ide) | 82.80 | 100% | 2014-10-24 |
| 11449. | Killbane (bnsoni) | 82.80 | 99% | 2013-09-11 |
| 11450. | Damn (dammmson) | 82.79 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 11451. | streamix (streamix) | 82.79 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 11452. | Cyber (lilcyber) | 82.79 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
| 11453. | simonator (realsimonator) | 82.79 | 96% | 2021-12-25 |
| 11454. | Wessneroo (wessneroo) | 82.79 | 94% | 2015-02-17 |
| 11455. | Jessica (anome) | 82.79 | 96% | 2013-03-12 |
| 11456. | Spencer Ryan (digitalspenz) | 82.79 | 96% | 2014-07-12 |
| 11457. | BlueOctupus 🦑 (jim_my) | 82.78 | 98% | 2022-06-30 |
| 11458. | Dominick (personary) | 82.78 | 99% | 2021-03-24 |
| 11459. | alpha (ancplaehh) | 82.78 | 84% | 2012-02-26 |
| 11460. | joanneoh (joanneoh) | 82.77 | 94% | 2023-08-19 |
| 11461. | Daniel (zenity) | 82.77 | 95% | 2014-05-08 |
| 11462. | Dudeyay (dudeyay) | 82.77 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
| 11463. | Nerd Typist (nonquit_accuracy) | 82.77 | 98% | 2022-07-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |