And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13879. | Slow (itype0wpm) | 89.96 | 97.2% | 2021-02-17 |
| 13880. | Hkishi (hkishi) | 89.95 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 13881. | Bread (heyitsloaf) | 89.95 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
| 13882. | Mike (mike_121) | 89.95 | 97.7% | 2023-10-25 |
| 13883. | brokenshin (severalbrokensh... | 89.95 | 97% | 2022-10-28 |
| 13884. | cowbot (peedir) | 89.95 | 97% | 2015-11-06 |
| 13885. | Josh (upaymeifixit) | 89.95 | 92% | 2016-03-11 |
| 13886. | Rohit (rohitpuri) | 89.95 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 13887. | tstats[timtam420] (timtam420) | 89.95 | 98% | 2023-09-03 |
| 13888. | shobhit (shobhit99) | 89.94 | 97% | 2018-03-23 |
| 13889. | Hemant (hemu_sakunde) | 89.94 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
| 13890. | Mark (veltzer) | 89.94 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 13891. | Andy (mrfoggz) | 89.94 | 99% | 2020-05-19 |
| 13892. | jeff (cqyimo42) | 89.94 | 96% | 2017-12-20 |
| 13893. | uwos (artuist) | 89.94 | 99% | 2018-09-20 |
| 13894. | Huỳnh Quang Thái (holdth... | 89.94 | 95% | 2012-10-17 |
| 13895. | Spencer Ryan (digitalspenz) | 89.93 | 96% | 2014-12-01 |
| 13896. | Stephen (steviebeans) | 89.93 | 91% | 2017-05-07 |
| 13897. | jimz (california00jk) | 89.93 | — | 2010-11-18 |
| 13898. | Cameron (cameronkr) | 89.93 | 99% | 2017-08-11 |
| 13899. | No (bambusnippel) | 89.92 | 97% | 2019-08-02 |
| 13900. | Ryan (lilchicken) | 89.92 | 96% | 2022-01-07 |
| 13901. | Axton (taurine) | 89.92 | 97% | 2011-08-23 |
| 13902. | Anupam (plaanupam) | 89.92 | 99% | 2022-02-20 |
| 13903. | Bares3w3 (baresthreewthree) | 89.92 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
| 13904. | Airro (airrosilog) | 89.92 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
| 13905. | Sam (garuda1221) | 89.91 | 98% | 2022-04-25 |
| 13906. | Froob (xtfroob) | 89.91 | 98% | 2013-08-23 |
| 13907. | Grimesby (grimesby) | 89.91 | 97% | 2019-04-21 |
| 13908. | Markus (slapkidtv) | 89.91 | 98% | 2019-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |