The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2856. | HATE LAG! (11fingerstypist) | 124.20 | 100% | 2021-12-08 |
| 2857. | WaisCool (tantul) | 124.20 | 97% | 2011-11-19 |
| 2858. | BobDaAsianBuilda (fortnitef... | 124.19 | 98% | 2021-02-07 |
| 2859. | (allanafdn) | 124.19 | 99% | 2020-10-10 |
| 2860. | (malcovent) | 124.18 | — | 2009-01-19 |
| 2861. | (feelinspiffy) | 124.16 | 97% | 2023-06-16 |
| 2862. | (jaguar21) | 124.15 | 100% | 2015-05-17 |
| 2863. | (icystorm) | 124.14 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 2864. | ajrv (aamodvarma) | 124.14 | 99% | 2022-11-13 |
| 2865. | Myles (mylessucks) | 124.14 | 99% | 2020-07-24 |
| 2866. | (monkeyseemonkeydo) | 124.14 | 97% | 2014-07-08 |
| 2867. | (pretendingtowork) | 124.13 | 99% | 2020-08-24 |
| 2868. | (tsunamiwave7) | 124.13 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 2869. | きる (kiruuu) | 124.13 | 94% | 2012-02-01 |
| 2870. | Dandan (peachieness) | 124.12 | — | 2009-02-16 |
| 2871. | (sputype) | 124.11 | 99% | 2023-04-10 |
| 2872. | (13558) | 124.10 | 98% | 2011-11-07 |
| 2873. | neil (digid) | 124.10 | 97% | 2012-08-06 |
| 2874. | lynn! (ashhlnn) | 124.07 | 99% | 2021-01-05 |
| 2875. | mayo (mayo_tp01) | 124.06 | 99% | 2015-12-13 |
| 2876. | (bennyrekiana) | 124.05 | — | 2010-03-06 |
| 2877. | (rainbowpoop) | 124.04 | 99% | 2016-09-04 |
| 2878. | (mtljer) | 124.04 | 98% | 2012-10-16 |
| 2879. | (kzlotn2) | 124.04 | 94% | 2012-12-08 |
| 2880. | Crono (ddrcrono) | 124.04 | 98% | 2011-10-20 |
| 2881. | (vigilantvillian_colemak) | 124.03 | 98% | 2023-04-17 |
| 2882. | noquit (blusteve) | 124.03 | 99% | 2020-04-17 |
| 2883. | steveleeb (steveleeb) | 124.02 | 99% | 2013-12-03 |
| 2884. | (xaeternum) | 124.02 | 98% | 2014-07-03 |
| 2885. | (mafaraxas) | 123.99 | 99% | 2014-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |