The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2918. | WaisCool (tantul) | 124.20 | 97% | 2011-11-19 |
| 2919. | BobDaAsianBuilda (fortnitef... | 124.19 | 98% | 2021-02-07 |
| 2920. | Alan (allanafdn) | 124.19 | 99% | 2020-10-10 |
| 2921. | Jack (malcovent) | 124.18 | — | 2009-01-19 |
| 2922. | Darren (feelinspiffy) | 124.16 | 97% | 2023-06-16 |
| 2923. | Jaguar (jaguar21) | 124.15 | 100% | 2015-05-17 |
| 2924. | Icy (icystorm) | 124.14 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 2925. | ajrv (aamodvarma) | 124.14 | 99% | 2022-11-13 |
| 2926. | Myles (mylessucks) | 124.14 | 99% | 2020-07-24 |
| 2927. | Dennis (monkeyseemonkeydo) | 124.14 | 97% | 2014-07-08 |
| 2928. | Jericho (pretendingtowork) | 124.13 | 99% | 2020-08-24 |
| 2929. | Ker (tsunamiwave7) | 124.13 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 2930. | きる (kiruuu) | 124.13 | 94% | 2012-02-01 |
| 2931. | Dandan (peachieness) | 124.12 | — | 2009-02-16 |
| 2932. | (sputype) | 124.11 | 99% | 2023-04-10 |
| 2933. | Zeeshan (nioprosc) | 124.11 | 98% | 2022-06-25 |
| 2934. | Matt (13558) | 124.10 | 98% | 2011-11-07 |
| 2935. | neil (digid) | 124.10 | 97% | 2012-08-06 |
| 2936. | lynn! (ashhlnn) | 124.07 | 99% | 2021-01-05 |
| 2937. | mayo (mayo_tp01) | 124.06 | 99% | 2015-12-13 |
| 2938. | Ben (bennyrekiana) | 124.05 | — | 2010-03-06 |
| 2939. | Rainbow (rainbowpoop) | 124.04 | 99% | 2016-09-04 |
| 2940. | Jeremy (mtljer) | 124.04 | 98% | 2012-10-16 |
| 2941. | Karl (kzlotn2) | 124.04 | 94% | 2012-12-08 |
| 2942. | Crono (ddrcrono) | 124.04 | 98% | 2011-10-20 |
| 2943. | H (vigilantvillian_colemak) | 124.03 | 98% | 2023-04-17 |
| 2944. | noquit (blusteve) | 124.03 | 99% | 2020-04-17 |
| 2945. | steveleeb (steveleeb) | 124.02 | 99% | 2013-12-03 |
| 2946. | Michael (xaeternum) | 124.02 | 98% | 2014-07-03 |
| 2947. | Moo (mafaraxas) | 123.99 | 99% | 2014-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |