Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14845. | ks (sempiedram) | 77.22 | 96% | 2021-04-26 |
| 14846. | 799 (khs4126428) | 77.22 | 96% | 2021-11-04 |
| 14847. | Alinda (alindacheung) | 77.22 | 94% | 2020-04-23 |
| 14848. | Mark (markpearlcoza) | 77.22 | 98% | 2016-02-17 |
| 14849. | keybardretard (keybardretard) | 77.21 | 98% | 2014-03-27 |
| 14850. | quake0 (quake0) | 77.21 | 97% | 2015-02-20 |
| 14851. | Index to (index) | 77.21 | — | 2010-02-19 |
| 14852. | liv (lilolive) | 77.21 | 98.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 14853. | airblade (airblade07) | 77.21 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
| 14854. | David (dyslectric) | 77.21 | 96% | 2022-06-21 |
| 14855. | James (squigglejoe) | 77.21 | 95% | 2011-09-20 |
| 14856. | Zyden (zyden152) | 77.21 | 97% | 2023-08-16 |
| 14857. | Logan (iceisnice) | 77.21 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 14858. | u03 (u03_colemak) | 77.20 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 14859. | Bubbalu7 (bubbalu7) | 77.20 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
| 14860. | Line (25eleanor) | 77.20 | 96% | 2023-10-06 |
| 14861. | DeanMachine44 (deanmachine44) | 77.19 | 96% | 2014-12-19 |
| 14862. | gian (diggee) | 77.19 | 92% | 2012-06-21 |
| 14863. | Zivox (zivox) | 77.19 | 98% | 2022-01-19 |
| 14864. | kellyfunk (kellyfunk) | 77.19 | 98% | 2020-09-16 |
| 14865. | Crayon (crayonsc) | 77.19 | 98% | 2021-09-18 |
| 14866. | Cătălin ---- music_catali... | 77.18 | 98% | 2013-10-03 |
| 14867. | bsmith4972 (bsmith4972) | 77.18 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 14868. | Jerald Joshua (jeraldjoshua) | 77.18 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 14869. | Phillip (ph33z) | 77.17 | 93% | 2017-02-26 |
| 14870. | gantz (ganntz) | 77.17 | 94% | 2013-06-10 |
| 14871. | LR (lenko) | 77.17 | 99% | 2017-09-11 |
| 14872. | Austinito (austinito) | 77.17 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 14873. | b2 (bittumon) | 77.17 | 97% | 2011-09-20 |
| 14874. | Mike (undecidedname02) | 77.17 | 91% | 2016-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |