Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1052. | tstats[lapakatapulta] (lapa... | 91.83 | 98% | 2020-08-03 |
| 1053. | (shinobukocho) | 91.82 | 96% | 2020-06-09 |
| 1054. | Juan (breadaf) | 91.81 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 1055. | Ahmed (nesbmido) | 91.81 | 96% | 2020-01-14 |
| 1056. | Andrew (deathwrecker) | 91.81 | 97% | 2019-11-05 |
| 1057. | palestine will be free (ell... | 91.78 | 98% | 2019-10-14 |
| 1058. | Chelsea (gakejyllenhaal) | 91.77 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
| 1059. | Duck (ducktyperacer) | 91.77 | 99% | 2019-03-26 |
| 1060. | 0 (gochoo) | 91.75 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
| 1061. | Andeh (calluxdapotato) | 91.73 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 1062. | Vãi Trí (minhtrihard) | 91.73 | 98% | 2018-03-20 |
| 1063. | rahmu (rahmu) | 91.69 | 99% | 2018-09-19 |
| 1064. | bolt (unreaii) | 91.68 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
| 1065. | Al (ragnaroksedge) | 91.66 | 98% | 2017-09-17 |
| 1066. | Steve (stevestupidface) | 91.65 | 99% | 2020-08-23 |
| 1067. | Bob (checkmate123) | 91.64 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
| 1068. | Dig (digbo) | 91.62 | 98% | 2017-12-31 |
| 1069. | kweg (kweg) | 91.59 | 98% | 2018-05-30 |
| 1070. | Edgey (tedge) | 91.58 | 98% | 2020-08-16 |
| 1071. | Toler (dimsun) | 91.57 | 97% | 2020-03-17 |
| 1072. | Bling (noupdate) | 91.56 | 98% | 2017-11-21 |
| 1073. | Pedro (timboly3) | 91.53 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
| 1074. | Hah (verdaderopan) | 91.51 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 1075. | Mahdi (idham00) | 91.48 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
| 1076. | Gary (gtrak) | 91.47 | 98% | 2019-05-28 |
| 1077. | Benson (astriker) | 91.45 | 97% | 2018-07-07 |
| 1078. | amy (rose51203) | 91.40 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1079. | Nick (nidzoni) | 91.40 | 97% | 2018-11-02 |
| 1080. | Bück (buckdick) | 91.39 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
| 1081. | Smol (smol_potot) | 91.38 | 97% | 2019-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |