I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8543. | Felix (exilef) | 94.18 | 98% | 2019-03-30 |
| 8544. | Ian (copywright) | 94.18 | 98% | 2021-08-30 |
| 8545. | Zhen Qing (lim0721lim) | 94.18 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 8546. | Keingar (keingar) | 94.17 | 97% | 2023-04-02 |
| 8547. | Mojo (onetruejojo) | 94.17 | 98.8% | 2023-10-15 |
| 8548. | Dispute (dispute_) | 94.16 | 99% | 2025-07-27 |
| 8549. | jod (thedeathofjudeusfaitheus) | 94.16 | 98% | 2021-04-07 |
| 8550. | CHASMIS (papa_ji) | 94.16 | 98% | 2017-07-17 |
| 8551. | jack (jack815) | 94.16 | 98% | 2021-10-19 |
| 8552. | Josh (hsoj1) | 94.15 | 96.2% | 2024-04-16 |
| 8553. | Adam (my_gay_is_dog) | 94.15 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| 8554. | 12region (bikg) | 94.15 | 96.1% | 2024-01-25 |
| 8555. | Nick (nbesser) | 94.15 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
| 8556. | heng888 (heng888) | 94.14 | 97% | 2025-04-30 |
| 8557. | Nathan (craizar) | 94.14 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 8558. | i (ivantse2) | 94.14 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 8559. | dece1st (saraf2002) | 94.13 | 97% | 2025-04-27 |
| 8560. | Gabazh (gabazh) | 94.13 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 8561. | Dig (digbo) | 94.13 | 99% | 2017-11-05 |
| 8562. | Krijan (krijan) | 94.12 | 98% | 2026-01-24 |
| 8563. | Ron (gambling_addict_69) | 94.12 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 8564. | Francisco (old_fritz) | 94.12 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 8565. | Ryan (direwolf05) | 94.12 | 96% | 2022-04-22 |
| 8566. | asdf (dkjadsopijekdjfkakdf) | 94.11 | 94% | 2024-04-07 |
| 8567. | Urabigail (borat_kz) | 94.11 | 96.7% | 2024-06-01 |
| 8568. | Miguel (daglexy) | 94.11 | 96% | 2021-10-18 |
| 8569. | Blobby (blobbyliu) | 94.11 | 97% | 2020-01-17 |
| 8570. | Zyllyana (zyllyan) | 94.11 | 98% | 2018-10-31 |
| 8571. | ok (yell0w_banana) | 94.10 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 8572. | iDrxp (idrxp) | 94.09 | 100% | 2023-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |