I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15984. | Roland (manong50wpm) | 74.73 | 96.7% | 2021-02-02 |
| 15985. | MightyJabba (icruise) | 74.73 | 98% | 2018-05-29 |
| 15986. | Thomas (ilikebigtitties69) | 74.72 | 95% | 2022-08-23 |
| 15987. | ada (cosmic_pimp) | 74.72 | 96% | 2023-03-01 |
| 15988. | Kotai (kotai) | 74.72 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 15989. | abdo (abdogood) | 74.72 | 96% | 2022-12-22 |
| 15990. | Raymart John (raymartsamson) | 74.72 | 96% | 2018-06-03 |
| 15991. | Slow (beanman23) | 74.71 | 96% | 2019-11-11 |
| 15992. | Brad (hotfingerman) | 74.71 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 15993. | Shariar Islam (zepticona) | 74.71 | 96% | 2023-07-24 |
| 15994. | Maize (maizerowan) | 74.71 | 87% | 2017-04-04 |
| 15995. | kk (kenwere) | 74.71 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 15996. | Caleb (calebjwl) | 74.70 | 96% | 2023-02-27 |
| 15997. | sharp (quotextx) | 74.70 | 96% | 2020-07-29 |
| 15998. | Weston (weast) | 74.70 | 96% | 2022-05-08 |
| 15999. | John (acti0njacks0n) | 74.70 | 96% | 2020-10-09 |
| 16000. | Al (4pfgrec) | 74.69 | 95.3% | 2024-11-13 |
| 16001. | Kisi (caseylicious09) | 74.69 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 16002. | James Li (diffkey) | 74.69 | 98% | 2021-09-11 |
| 16003. | Ripshawryan (ripshawryan) | 74.69 | 97.1% | 2023-10-05 |
| 16004. | Lazar (lazer123) | 74.69 | 94% | 2022-11-14 |
| 16005. | Anurag (anuragd) | 74.69 | 96% | 2018-12-19 |
| 16006. | ellenmex (ellenmex) | 74.69 | 93.6% | 2021-01-28 |
| 16007. | Aizaki (aizaki_) | 74.68 | 96% | 2022-08-31 |
| 16008. | Serial (serial_typer) | 74.68 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 16009. | thiccums (majorheadtop) | 74.68 | 98% | 2018-09-06 |
| 16010. | Victor (dreamusicv) | 74.67 | 98.1% | 2024-03-20 |
| 16011. | Viram (uzuha_narusuke) | 74.67 | 96.6% | 2024-08-09 |
| 16012. | Anel (anelbeads) | 74.67 | 95% | 2019-05-26 |
| 16013. | Bikram (wood_cutter) | 74.67 | 98% | 2021-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |