The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14787. | Charlie (metalmesiah13) | 80.44 | 97% | 2014-01-24 |
| 14788. | Mutahir (_mutahir_) | 80.44 | 95% | 2015-07-14 |
| 14789. | D (consumption) | 80.43 | 98% | 2021-08-30 |
| 14790. | Kevin (kevinptt0323) | 80.43 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
| 14791. | discord.gg/vxn (joinup) | 80.43 | 97% | 2021-01-31 |
| 14792. | smudgd (smudgd) | 80.42 | 96.9% | 2023-12-19 |
| 14793. | Zheng (yeet1cus) | 80.42 | 97% | 2023-12-02 |
| 14794. | oOoOoO'' (rokas1997) | 80.42 | 97% | 2017-09-13 |
| 14795. | Andrew (jargazes) | 80.42 | 93% | 2015-01-04 |
| 14796. | Jay (anond) | 80.42 | — | 2010-09-01 |
| 14797. | Mallory (pandums) | 80.41 | 95.8% | 2024-07-17 |
| 14798. | Labo (labo_mata123) | 80.41 | 96% | 2019-11-24 |
| 14799. | Eternal religion (youvakish... | 80.41 | 98% | 2023-08-12 |
| 14800. | Stephen (betab95) | 80.41 | 88% | 2016-05-22 |
| 14801. | Johan (johlun) | 80.41 | 99% | 2019-08-18 |
| 14802. | Roberto (mc_grady) | 80.41 | 93% | 2012-01-23 |
| 14803. | Schlimbo (schlimbo) | 80.40 | 97.9% | 2024-09-03 |
| 14804. | WHATAREYOULOOKINGAT (98sfg9... | 80.40 | 97.2% | 2024-11-19 |
| 14805. | Duy (duydangle) | 80.40 | 97.6% | 2024-10-15 |
| 14806. | tstats[rajendra_thakur] (ra... | 80.40 | 98% | 2023-02-26 |
| 14807. | typingprogram (typingprogram) | 80.40 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
| 14808. | Jhonny (castilloj) | 80.40 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 14809. | crow (ph4tomz) | 80.40 | 94% | 2023-01-01 |
| 14810. | mczerwi (mczerwi) | 80.40 | 94% | 2016-03-01 |
| 14811. | Jan (jangrue) | 80.40 | 93% | 2013-07-07 |
| 14812. | Thang (diesel_industry) | 80.40 | 94% | 2013-08-24 |
| 14813. | Castle (achacon1) | 80.40 | 98% | 2013-10-23 |
| 14814. | Steve (ravagedbanana) | 80.39 | 91% | 2013-12-29 |
| 14815. | pinytypin (pinytypin) | 80.39 | 99% | 2025-01-12 |
| 14816. | Elian (saeruig) | 80.39 | 99% | 2025-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |