So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18568. | Gerrald (wahyu_hayukk06) | 70.62 | 96% | 2022-11-22 |
| 18569. | Andy (summermint) | 70.62 | 91% | 2015-12-30 |
| 18570. | Rhofl (rhofl) | 70.62 | 90% | 2012-10-24 |
| 18571. | tstats[tarr645] (tarr645) | 70.62 | 95% | 2012-10-16 |
| 18572. | John (phamone) | 70.62 | 92% | 2014-05-18 |
| 18573. | Brandon (doommonky) | 70.62 | 92% | 2016-07-06 |
| 18574. | CJ (thatkid004) | 70.61 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 18575. | Codey (seifo16) | 70.61 | 88% | 2016-05-24 |
| 18576. | Mike (gotouchgrass) | 70.61 | 96% | 2023-05-31 |
| 18577. | hotbx (hotbxlockbx) | 70.61 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
| 18578. | JSlyk (jslyk) | 70.61 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 18579. | Amit (akum030) | 70.61 | 96% | 2022-09-24 |
| 18580. | Cj (burntsoup) | 70.60 | 95% | 2023-03-02 |
| 18581. | Prince Khan (princekhan) | 70.60 | 97% | 2015-09-20 |
| 18582. | kurniadi (popolocrois) | 70.60 | — | 2009-08-27 |
| 18583. | nxhoaf (nxhoaf) | 70.60 | — | 2009-12-26 |
| 18584. | Matt (purple_gorilla21) | 70.59 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
| 18585. | Brendon (brendon646) | 70.59 | 95% | 2013-10-14 |
| 18586. | Rojan (anketos105) | 70.59 | — | 2008-09-28 |
| 18587. | Alfred (d4m4s74) | 70.59 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| 18588. | Kiddo (dido) | 70.59 | — | 2010-04-14 |
| 18589. | Nobu (nobunakamura) | 70.58 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 18590. | Clay (milk1018) | 70.58 | 97% | 2021-09-06 |
| 18591. | zhiyu (losterzu) | 70.58 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 18592. | HyperTyper (hyper__typer) | 70.58 | 95% | 2017-03-08 |
| 18593. | Hans (hanscg) | 70.58 | 97% | 2014-01-26 |
| 18594. | Shubham (shubham_aswal) | 70.57 | 97.4% | 2023-07-10 |
| 18595. | Phrog (slowic) | 70.57 | 94% | 2021-02-28 |
| 18596. | Hee-Min (hcha219) | 70.57 | 94% | 2012-10-19 |
| 18597. | ur22coolz (ur22coolz) | 70.57 | — | 2009-07-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |