Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5572. | glassnet (glassnet) | 47.45 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
| 5573. | Shrub (beachesbecreycrey) | 47.43 | 95% | 2020-03-03 |
| 5574. | shailendra (shailendraji) | 47.42 | 99% | 2017-10-23 |
| 5575. | Jennifer (michelizzi72) | 47.41 | 97% | 2019-10-14 |
| 5576. | Kiharu (kiharu) | 47.40 | 94% | 2019-03-18 |
| 5577. | ㄨ Ɽ ά ϻ Ⱬ ツ (food... | 47.38 | 96% | 2017-10-03 |
| 5578. | Yat To (sleepyzzzz) | 47.38 | 95% | 2021-08-15 |
| 5579. | eagle (e4gle) | 47.38 | 95% | 2020-09-15 |
| 5580. | Miklós (motyo42) | 47.38 | 97% | 2019-07-24 |
| 5581. | alfein (dependent) | 47.34 | 97% | 2020-01-14 |
| 5582. | Keia (alu15) | 47.33 | 95% | 2020-02-21 |
| 5583. | :| (pyrochild) | 47.33 | 94% | 2017-10-06 |
| 5584. | Ctrl+Alt+Destruction (mimch... | 47.30 | 96% | 2020-03-02 |
| 5585. | Boglárka (hantsuki) | 47.30 | 97% | 2018-11-06 |
| 5586. | kaneki (8manno1) | 47.29 | 96% | 2018-09-08 |
| 5587. | bruh (peplee_) | 47.27 | 94% | 2020-03-15 |
| 5588. | Slick Willy (dick_snapper) | 47.24 | 95% | 2018-05-11 |
| 5589. | Shivun (shivster27) | 47.24 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 5590. | Hans (haaans) | 47.20 | 96% | 2017-10-10 |
| 5591. | direw (direw) | 47.18 | 92% | 2021-08-07 |
| 5592. | OriginTwo (typer_j41) | 47.17 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 5593. | shaik (shahul_shaik) | 47.17 | 94% | 2020-06-22 |
| 5594. | Joe (dabasaurus_rex) | 47.15 | 94% | 2018-01-01 |
| 5595. | Nicole (nickiannia) | 47.15 | 95% | 2018-09-16 |
| 5596. | jerael (jeraelrosal) | 47.14 | 93% | 2020-04-09 |
| 5597. | wasja (diamaid) | 47.12 | 97% | 2017-10-27 |
| 5598. | hamger (broncos1388) | 47.11 | 94% | 2018-06-14 |
| 5599. | Racer King (liquana) | 47.10 | 95% | 2017-09-28 |
| 5600. | dio (what_is_pain) | 47.10 | 95% | 2018-05-02 |
| 5601. | Wayne (reken) | 47.06 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |