The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6766. | DJ (derrejchen) | 95.93 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 6767. | Hylomorphic (hylomorphic) | 95.93 | 97% | 2014-09-08 |
| 6768. | Elisa (elisac00) | 95.92 | 97% | 2017-11-25 |
| 6769. | Kevin (kikomeplease) | 95.92 | — | 2011-02-15 |
| 6770. | Ted (belisarius222) | 95.90 | 99% | 2024-08-05 |
| 6771. | typeRacer (olegbucolo) | 95.89 | 97.4% | 2023-06-23 |
| 6772. | Abah (melaka) | 95.89 | 97% | 2012-01-22 |
| 6773. | Louis (meenepo) | 95.88 | 96.9% | 2021-02-14 |
| 6774. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 95.88 | 98% | 2021-07-25 |
| 6775. | NUH_DVORAK (nuh_dvorak) | 95.88 | 96% | 2012-07-31 |
| 6776. | Hazem (hazemhmh) | 95.87 | 97.1% | 2024-08-18 |
| 6777. | My name would not be here (... | 95.87 | 98.3% | 2025-03-19 |
| 6778. | Yoosup (jmich052) | 95.87 | 96% | 2014-11-17 |
| 6779. | Fallen (giorgiv4) | 95.86 | 96.7% | 2023-11-18 |
| 6780. | rUbbish (rubbisheap) | 95.86 | 96% | 2014-08-25 |
| 6781. | M (ahhhhh) | 95.86 | 99% | 2023-12-08 |
| 6782. | Noelle! (montymoelle) | 95.85 | 97.1% | 2023-07-31 |
| 6783. | tstats[depsy] (depsy) | 95.85 | 97.7% | 2023-11-19 |
| 6784. | reckless (wmcbbyld) | 95.85 | 99% | 2022-07-03 |
| 6785. | Down (dibil) | 95.85 | 98% | 2021-09-03 |
| 6786. | BowlBird (bowlbird) | 95.84 | 97.4% | 2023-11-26 |
| 6787. | Hein (lihuasteel) | 95.84 | 95% | 2016-02-22 |
| 6788. | Project (project_racer) | 95.84 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 6789. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 95.84 | 96% | 2023-05-27 |
| 6790. | Thanos_Car (thanos__car) | 95.84 | 97% | 2018-10-26 |
| 6791. | V (vectroxic) | 95.84 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 6792. | Han (hantheautist) | 95.83 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 6793. | Kisara (rock125zz) | 95.83 | 97% | 2019-11-24 |
| 6794. | Joey (joeyortiz2016) | 95.83 | 97.9% | 2024-06-28 |
| 6795. | Seth (smilerk) | 95.83 | 96% | 2016-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |