So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14372. | Clew (clewfinger) | 76.94 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
14373. | Yan (betterjanek) | 76.94 | 96.1% | 2023-09-28 |
14374. | Brody (echo3006) | 76.94 | 99% | 2022-03-25 |
14375. | kkwong (kkwong2003) | 76.94 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
14376. | B (archnaea) | 76.94 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
14377. | Jag (jaguhan) | 76.94 | 98% | 2016-01-20 |
14378. | Christian (enermaster) | 76.94 | 98% | 2014-11-21 |
14379. | neeraj (neeraj902) | 76.93 | 97% | 2023-03-06 |
14380. | Kim (kymdawn) | 76.93 | — | 2009-02-16 |
14381. | star (starbaby142) | 76.93 | 98% | 2013-01-18 |
14382. | Umur (richter) | 76.93 | — | 2009-07-21 |
14383. | Jen (llama) | 76.93 | — | 2010-12-13 |
14384. | Torrin (t0rr1n) | 76.92 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
14385. | Illcurable (cmcanela) | 76.92 | 95% | 2013-04-23 |
14386. | Jan (smilingjan) | 76.92 | 98% | 2019-09-08 |
14387. | Stop (stopcheating) | 76.92 | 94% | 2016-11-27 |
14388. | Blunz (blunz) | 76.91 | 92% | 2015-03-29 |
14389. | रेलगाडी (path... | 76.91 | 94% | 2016-07-12 |
14390. | iPeanuts (ipeenuts) | 76.91 | 96% | 2020-04-15 |
14391. | xcz (xcz05) | 76.91 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
14392. | Mikolaj (diamentos) | 76.91 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
14393. | Emma (bryterlayter) | 76.91 | — | 2010-04-15 |
14394. | Burint (brenolz) | 76.90 | 96% | 2023-01-25 |
14395. | Rodrigo (rdcmdev) | 76.90 | 99% | 2021-06-24 |
14396. | evan (zhouyifan0904) | 76.90 | 98% | 2023-01-08 |
14397. | Kushina (mukachaz) | 76.90 | 92% | 2014-10-07 |
14398. | Chong (chongkim) | 76.90 | — | 2008-09-12 |
14399. | im (baongoc124) | 76.90 | — | 2010-08-10 |
14400. | BBB (beermindnor) | 76.89 | 99% | 2023-07-18 |
14401. | Sidharth (_ceres_) | 76.89 | 95.3% | 2023-10-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 97,095 | 74.95 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 122 | 73.91 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |