And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10079. | Blue Alps, baby! (model_m_k... | 97.73 | 99% | 2021-12-22 |
| 10080. | Woo (wootryhard) | 97.72 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 10081. | Evan (shnifflepuff) | 97.72 | 91% | 2013-08-31 |
| 10082. | bob (absowute) | 97.72 | 99% | 2017-07-12 |
| 10083. | tim (ttim1) | 97.72 | 97% | 2022-09-06 |
| 10084. | Kex (kexander) | 97.71 | 99% | 2020-12-08 |
| 10085. | Taco (tacobandit) | 97.71 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 10086. | Mitch (writingsnotthateasy) | 97.71 | 98% | 2022-06-25 |
| 10087. | lawrence (ghost_7) | 97.71 | 92% | 2012-12-05 |
| 10088. | Sibidigonky (bromelts) | 97.70 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 10089. | Carlo (carlofletcher) | 97.70 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
| 10090. | hardik (labeitazer) | 97.70 | 98% | 2020-09-14 |
| 10091. | Gustavo (ribeiro_halmak) | 97.70 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 10092. | Stephen (cloudmushman) | 97.70 | 97% | 2019-11-01 |
| 10093. | Wesley (wesleyeewong) | 97.70 | 98% | 2016-01-22 |
| 10094. | Marie (grandmamimi) | 97.70 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| 10095. | J™♥ (diabolosjb) | 97.69 | 97% | 2015-09-20 |
| 10096. | Michwael Redpants (endlessm... | 97.69 | 98% | 2020-03-09 |
| 10097. | Michael (michael1999wang) | 97.68 | 98% | 2019-07-10 |
| 10098. | Daniel (dsat) | 97.68 | 96% | 2015-09-08 |
| 10099. | typer (eternity443) | 97.68 | 88% | 2013-06-21 |
| 10100. | Sybil (h00py67) | 97.68 | — | 2008-08-11 |
| 10101. | aqibm (aqibm) | 97.67 | 94% | 2017-12-12 |
| 10102. | Nadine (lemon__nade) | 97.67 | 99% | 2021-05-20 |
| 10103. | Diego (ihyy) | 97.67 | 98% | 2015-01-06 |
| 10104. | Bert (concentrationchamp) | 97.67 | 100% | 2020-03-17 |
| 10105. | Osh (elvor) | 97.67 | 99% | 2022-10-25 |
| 10106. | fruitsauce (ghostspirit) | 97.67 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 10107. | Conspiracy (realkingofgames) | 97.66 | 99% | 2021-10-17 |
| 10108. | Matthew (fryzigg) | 97.66 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |