The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31189. | Alistair (alimc2007) | 48.36 | 94% | 2020-11-16 |
| 31190. | Ridhuan (rydhuan) | 48.36 | — | 2009-11-28 |
| 31191. | Vu (vuquynghia2) | 48.35 | 96% | 2023-07-08 |
| 31192. | Ludwing (ludwing) | 48.35 | — | 2008-09-19 |
| 31193. | Invisible (mrspoopybuttholes) | 48.34 | 94% | 2022-03-22 |
| 31194. | Binamra (binamra) | 48.34 | 93% | 2021-03-22 |
| 31195. | Alex (aralizer) | 48.34 | 94% | 2022-07-03 |
| 31196. | Rohan (rohan619) | 48.33 | 95% | 2022-10-22 |
| 31197. | Ad (shmldb) | 48.33 | 98% | 2022-04-02 |
| 31198. | Diego (niquefa_diego) | 48.33 | 96% | 2016-06-09 |
| 31199. | Nirmal (nirmalmk) | 48.32 | 94% | 2013-09-28 |
| 31200. | Levente (levill) | 48.31 | — | 2011-01-17 |
| 31201. | AJ (aayushjoshi) | 48.30 | 95% | 2021-07-13 |
| 31202. | ZenonZeleje (zenonzeleje) | 48.29 | 94% | 2023-07-23 |
| 31203. | volt (voltb) | 48.29 | 92% | 2020-05-11 |
| 31204. | Chris (losi) | 48.29 | 92% | 2012-10-16 |
| 31205. | prairie2022 (prairie) | 48.27 | 95% | 2022-03-17 |
| 31206. | Dhaval (dhaval_) | 48.27 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| 31207. | Dominick (dpaolitackis26) | 48.26 | 95% | 2020-12-01 |
| 31208. | khadie (khadiekun) | 48.25 | 94.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 31209. | duyhung (duyhung123abc) | 48.24 | — | 2009-05-28 |
| 31210. | Deepak (deepakkanpur) | 48.23 | 98.3% | 2023-07-19 |
| 31211. | sachin (sachin986) | 48.22 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 31212. | duo (duo2010) | 48.20 | 93% | 2012-07-24 |
| 31213. | van (van33) | 48.20 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 31214. | Nick (imasmurf117) | 48.19 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 31215. | Neil (hutch10809) | 48.19 | 91% | 2012-11-13 |
| 31216. | bb (ku_cuck_plan) | 48.18 | 95% | 2021-05-10 |
| 31217. | yunus (mrprogle) | 48.17 | 89% | 2012-12-21 |
| 31218. | Mila (milast) | 48.17 | 96% | 2017-06-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |