The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22870. | Louis (cenuij) | 67.34 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
| 22871. | arthritis (arthritisinmyfin... | 67.34 | 95% | 2021-01-10 |
| 22872. | Shiv (pengom) | 67.33 | 96% | 2022-02-10 |
| 22873. | Kinfi4 (kinfi4) | 67.33 | 95% | 2021-07-27 |
| 22874. | Filip (chokomilk) | 67.33 | 94.6% | 2021-02-07 |
| 22875. | A4 (hobodude24) | 67.33 | 91% | 2014-06-07 |
| 22876. | ngo (cauberong_199t) | 67.33 | 92% | 2014-06-21 |
| 22877. | sere (sere__) | 67.32 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 22878. | Jimbo (bugprostate) | 67.32 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 22879. | Chek (mrboliao) | 67.32 | 96.5% | 2021-01-28 |
| 22880. | walnut (mrwalnut) | 67.32 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 22881. | ngo duc (black_z_13) | 67.32 | 95% | 2014-10-25 |
| 22882. | V (vinci) | 67.32 | 94% | 2013-01-09 |
| 22883. | Martin (s09853) | 67.32 | 91% | 2015-10-30 |
| 22884. | Hrant (hrant99) | 67.32 | 96% | 2015-12-26 |
| 22885. | Christopher (christopher) | 67.32 | — | 2008-09-06 |
| 22886. | Emman (namme) | 67.31 | 97% | 2023-10-26 |
| 22887. | Sabrina (oddlyandunlikely) | 67.31 | 97% | 2018-03-15 |
| 22888. | J (iateyourcookies) | 67.31 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| 22889. | RAINBOW (huiyu) | 67.31 | 95% | 2016-08-22 |
| 22890. | adase11@yahoo.com (adase) | 67.31 | 93% | 2012-08-26 |
| 22891. | The Lone (the_arsh) | 67.31 | 98% | 2017-08-14 |
| 22892. | Redsource (redsource) | 67.31 | 95% | 2016-08-23 |
| 22893. | Gaetan (dgfx) | 67.31 | 91% | 2012-02-16 |
| 22894. | https://goo.gl/w5lYtb (vusan) | 67.30 | 97% | 2013-09-04 |
| 22895. | Anna (swietlik) | 67.30 | 92% | 2012-07-09 |
| 22896. | Quân (karocross) | 67.30 | 91% | 2015-01-24 |
| 22897. | Mark (markdane22) | 67.30 | 96% | 2012-12-29 |
| 22898. | Seven (keishinn_mikel) | 67.30 | 97% | 2011-07-30 |
| 22899. | john (johnkelly841@hotmail.... | 67.30 | 97% | 2014-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |