I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12616. | (samnibbelink99) | 82.68 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 12617. | (madsppagh) | 82.67 | 98% | 2022-05-30 |
| 12618. | (letientai299) | 82.67 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| 12619. | (underscoretwowhy) | 82.67 | 97.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 12620. | (blackdog22x) | 82.67 | 99% | 2022-08-31 |
| 12621. | Haha (jeff991117) | 82.66 | 99% | 2023-04-06 |
| 12622. | (dwikydd) | 82.66 | 99.4% | 2024-05-26 |
| 12623. | (1nys) | 82.66 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
| 12624. | (tombibby10) | 82.66 | 98.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 12625. | Alain (draven_me_crazy) | 82.65 | 97% | 2020-03-31 |
| 12626. | devr (devr) | 82.65 | 97.6% | 2024-04-19 |
| 12627. | (stewiei) | 82.65 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
| 12628. | (chapstick_god) | 82.65 | 99% | 2022-09-19 |
| 12629. | May (stenotbest) | 82.65 | 98% | 2021-12-17 |
| 12630. | (kimster773) | 82.65 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 12631. | Mo (slimg00dy) | 82.65 | 90% | 2017-05-01 |
| 12632. | (aynooch) | 82.64 | 96% | 2025-12-24 |
| 12633. | Dale (dfenton) | 82.64 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 12634. | (moonholiday) | 82.64 | 99% | 2020-09-07 |
| 12635. | mj (ilangshot) | 82.64 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 12636. | (drnonononono) | 82.63 | 95% | 2022-01-20 |
| 12637. | muhged (muhged) | 82.63 | 95.6% | 2024-08-15 |
| 12638. | (qwertyuiop232) | 82.63 | 99% | 2019-12-25 |
| 12639. | (magise) | 82.63 | 99% | 2017-06-08 |
| 12640. | (cowwee90) | 82.62 | 96.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 12641. | (timaeous) | 82.62 | 98% | 2018-06-24 |
| 12642. | (guyty) | 82.62 | 97% | 2022-09-27 |
| 12643. | (ellamoreandmommy) | 82.62 | 98% | 2019-02-21 |
| 12644. | Kokopopps (kokopopps) | 82.62 | 98.8% | 2023-10-02 |
| 12645. | (icyhot2_111) | 82.61 | 96.6% | 2024-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |