So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8366. | Andrew (andrewtsui) | 89.27 | 87% | 2011-09-08 |
| 8367. | Benjamin (nask) | 89.27 | — | 2010-01-05 |
| 8368. | poomonky (poomonky) | 89.26 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 8369. | Rachel (fishofthesea) | 89.26 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 8370. | Darren (bender009) | 89.26 | 98% | 2013-03-30 |
| 8371. | Yotzin (yotzin) | 89.26 | 96% | 2015-12-10 |
| 8372. | Cj (phexxy) | 89.26 | 86% | 2015-08-05 |
| 8373. | ian (vortox2587) | 89.25 | 98% | 2018-02-27 |
| 8374. | Noodles (road2_120wpm) | 89.25 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
| 8375. | tobias (twistedtempo_) | 89.25 | 96% | 2023-04-28 |
| 8376. | 종지 (jonge1124) | 89.25 | 99% | 2021-05-14 |
| 8377. | 🇲🇳 Mazaalai (goodgodk... | 89.25 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 8378. | Sorin (tur7le0010) | 89.25 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 8379. | Sarao Jeepney (kingoftheroad) | 89.25 | 95.8% | 2021-02-01 |
| 8380. | Robert (robertm) | 89.25 | — | 2009-01-05 |
| 8381. | David Lex (davidjohnston15) | 89.25 | 99% | 2018-05-03 |
| 8382. | castrinho (castrinho) | 89.24 | 98% | 2023-05-21 |
| 8383. | Steven (df1337) | 89.24 | 93% | 2012-02-26 |
| 8384. | They don't know me son (war... | 89.24 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 8385. | janjan (guttershark) | 89.24 | — | 2010-08-26 |
| 8386. | Evan (shnifflepuff) | 89.24 | 94% | 2013-08-31 |
| 8387. | Jimbo (harrian) | 89.24 | 96% | 2017-03-30 |
| 8388. | Delvon (delvy2567) | 89.24 | — | 2009-08-15 |
| 8389. | Duri (durlag) | 89.23 | 98% | 2013-03-02 |
| 8390. | Chocolat (ichocolat) | 89.23 | 95% | 2014-06-16 |
| 8391. | Fleyon (mcnsnipe1) | 89.23 | 97% | 2019-08-02 |
| 8392. | Yugi (yasr_colemak) | 89.22 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
| 8393. | Linh VED (linhtruong) | 89.22 | — | 2010-09-13 |
| 8394. | Jay (ibanezg22) | 89.21 | 96% | 2011-12-23 |
| 8395. | Doiv (doiv23) | 89.21 | 99% | 2020-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |