I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2170. | K1erz (k13rz) | 88.22 | 97.1% | 2023-10-30 |
| 2171. | TroulM (troulm) | 88.20 | 94.4% | 2024-07-28 |
| 2172. | george (hendlezberg1) | 88.19 | 95.8% | 2025-03-12 |
| 2173. | 2xchop (2xchop) | 88.18 | 96.3% | 2025-01-10 |
| 2174. | Tracking Time (trackingtime) | 88.16 | 97.6% | 2024-08-24 |
| 2175. | 🥬 (freshkale_workman) | 88.15 | 95.7% | 2023-09-21 |
| 2176. | Gegug (gegug) | 88.15 | 96.3% | 2023-09-22 |
| 2177. | popbob_lover (popbob_lover) | 88.11 | 96% | 2025-03-07 |
| 2178. | nypava (nypava) | 88.11 | 95.4% | 2025-03-30 |
| 2179. | Shaker (shaker_faker) | 88.10 | 96.2% | 2023-12-26 |
| 2180. | Luke (lukejw99) | 88.09 | 97.9% | 2024-04-16 |
| 2181. | Ryan (properplacement31) | 88.08 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 2182. | Kim (sunfern) | 88.07 | 98% | 2025-03-05 |
| 2183. | Khiem (kdt1802) | 88.06 | 98% | 2025-07-08 |
| 2184. | LePako (lepako) | 88.04 | 98% | 2024-07-17 |
| 2185. | 🎈k (konnomon) | 88.04 | 97.3% | 2024-09-10 |
| 2186. | Dextro (dextroaim) | 88.03 | 96.3% | 2024-02-22 |
| 2187. | Yorn (yordelehihooo) | 88.02 | 98% | 2023-11-23 |
| 2188. | Hannah (hannahcorona) | 88.02 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 2189. | Sam (jet993) | 88.01 | 96% | 2026-01-28 |
| 2190. | Neko (pippaola) | 88.01 | 97.9% | 2024-02-05 |
| 2191. | Nyfo (nyfouno) | 88.00 | 97.8% | 2023-06-13 |
| 2192. | Adrm (empirestate) | 88.00 | 96% | 2025-02-23 |
| 2193. | Peter (habibp) | 87.98 | 99% | 2023-04-15 |
| 2194. | 1 (desser2) | 87.97 | 96.3% | 2024-06-21 |
| 2195. | mynamemynamemyname (lewis213) | 87.95 | 96.2% | 2024-04-26 |
| 2196. | Viet (vietvhcr) | 87.95 | 98.3% | 2024-02-27 |
| 2197. | Noodles (road2_120wpm) | 87.93 | 97.6% | 2023-10-21 |
| 2198. | ImKronoss (im_kronoss) | 87.89 | 96.1% | 2024-07-17 |
| 2199. | Heyhou (david73) | 87.87 | 99.2% | 2023-08-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |