The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13191. | Christopher (pandaloop) | 83.31 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 13192. | Joshua (jhsieh10) | 83.31 | 96% | 2021-11-16 |
| 13193. | Charlie (pyrotix) | 83.31 | — | 2009-03-01 |
| 13194. | Andrew (andrewt14320) | 83.31 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 13195. | Marek (marekbo) | 83.31 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 13196. | Cameron (schnorp) | 83.31 | 97.5% | 2021-01-29 |
| 13197. | kweg (kweg) | 83.31 | 97% | 2018-06-02 |
| 13198. | 408 (the_408) | 83.31 | 98% | 2018-07-30 |
| 13199. | klotz (klotz) | 83.31 | — | 2010-05-20 |
| 13200. | Jamie (fryo) | 83.31 | 92% | 2014-01-28 |
| 13201. | Aqua (j_aqua) | 83.30 | 97.9% | 2023-09-03 |
| 13202. | fiji water (astranger24) | 83.30 | 98% | 2021-10-15 |
| 13203. | peepoRun (okayhenry) | 83.30 | 97% | 2019-06-06 |
| 13204. | Melissa (melschweizer) | 83.30 | 98% | 2019-10-11 |
| 13205. | Hieu (larhral) | 83.30 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
| 13206. | Hazardous (hazardous1) | 83.30 | 94% | 2012-10-26 |
| 13207. | AJ (jaded_aj) | 83.29 | 96% | 2021-10-19 |
| 13208. | dexterj (dexterj) | 83.29 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
| 13209. | Ken (leei) | 83.29 | 97% | 2017-01-31 |
| 13210. | Etalm (walter_gilbert) | 83.29 | 97% | 2020-07-21 |
| 13211. | Chaddog (svd997) | 83.29 | 99% | 2020-10-23 |
| 13212. | 春风吹呀吹 (adgmt) | 83.29 | 95% | 2011-07-06 |
| 13213. | K (ksil1) | 83.29 | 94% | 2015-01-25 |
| 13214. | Phillip (ph33z) | 83.29 | 95% | 2015-02-09 |
| 13215. | Christian (christian) | 83.29 | — | 2008-09-05 |
| 13216. | Aravind (aravind_krd) | 83.29 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| 13217. | Vilmer (vilmeeero) | 83.28 | 97% | 2023-03-12 |
| 13218. | Petar (petar030) | 83.28 | 94% | 2022-06-07 |
| 13219. | R (bobf) | 83.28 | 94% | 2016-10-21 |
| 13220. | Ahmed (ahmedhanafy) | 83.28 | 93% | 2014-04-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |