So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24650. | KD (_k_d_) | 61.35 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 24651. | Blake (blakeh36) | 61.35 | 96% | 2015-03-11 |
| 24652. | Andreas (psibar) | 61.35 | 97% | 2016-09-26 |
| 24653. | anant (nntnag17) | 61.35 | 87% | 2011-08-03 |
| 24654. | Rick (fattymcgee) | 61.35 | 96% | 2015-05-28 |
| 24655. | Joseph (jbrankles) | 61.34 | 95% | 2019-05-02 |
| 24656. | Johannes (typerjojo) | 61.34 | 96% | 2021-09-25 |
| 24657. | AZ (tundoo) | 61.34 | 95% | 2017-06-01 |
| 24658. | Jordan (catdog567) | 61.34 | 94% | 2019-04-18 |
| 24659. | Art (art_tour) | 61.33 | 98% | 2014-04-03 |
| 24660. | mike (yyu2017) | 61.33 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 24661. | Phoebe (holdens_sister) | 61.33 | 98% | 2011-07-20 |
| 24662. | albert (albertos13) | 61.33 | 95% | 2020-06-03 |
| 24663. | Diego (diego_areial_pb) | 61.33 | 92% | 2011-10-16 |
| 24664. | AaTANKwadi (aatankwadi) | 61.32 | 97% | 2020-02-19 |
| 24665. | beepbeep (beep__beep) | 61.32 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 24666. | Arun (arun9486) | 61.31 | 90% | 2017-03-26 |
| 24667. | Jaemie (jlee90) | 61.31 | 91% | 2014-04-14 |
| 24668. | Sabyasachi (saba10000) | 61.31 | 94% | 2014-02-18 |
| 24669. | fakhry (fakhryodi) | 61.31 | 96% | 2022-02-15 |
| 24670. | Alexander (axelr) | 61.31 | 90% | 2011-06-05 |
| 24671. | Brian (bsmo) | 61.31 | 97% | 2018-09-21 |
| 24672. | Andreas (hammertid) | 61.31 | 93% | 2012-10-26 |
| 24673. | Boy (dexter35) | 61.31 | 95% | 2018-04-12 |
| 24674. | givemeahug (gaplanidadacan) | 61.31 | 93% | 2016-08-11 |
| 24675. | Big (2v2_me_i_might_win) | 61.31 | 93% | 2018-01-22 |
| 24676. | owok (itsbozzy) | 61.30 | 95% | 2021-10-04 |
| 24677. | sammy (sammyismuff) | 61.30 | 95% | 2023-07-14 |
| 24678. | G (gbenz) | 61.30 | 94% | 2011-09-13 |
| 24679. | mia (mialee) | 61.30 | — | 2010-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |