I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4810. | Jay (thecolourblack) | 101.31 | 88% | 2016-01-21 |
| 4811. | BioFare (colemakinginprogress) | 101.30 | 98.5% | 2023-08-27 |
| 4812. | Fyroh (legitimum) | 101.29 | 98% | 2024-06-16 |
| 4813. | JiGsaW (homeboy2603) | 101.29 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 4814. | Pen (summer_break) | 101.29 | 94% | 2015-10-25 |
| 4815. | Danielle (daniluvs2swim) | 101.28 | 97% | 2023-01-15 |
| 4816. | Poo (pod87) | 101.28 | 98.5% | 2023-08-11 |
| 4817. | amoz r (amoz11) | 101.28 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 4818. | Joshua (lysergicdie) | 101.27 | 99.5% | 2024-09-30 |
| 4819. | 3.14 (rom3_141592) | 101.27 | 99.2% | 2023-12-25 |
| 4820. | Mark (datboi1771) | 101.26 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| 4821. | Tuna (stanislas) | 101.26 | 95% | 2016-08-17 |
| 4822. | enminnrawr (zxcvbnm2001) | 101.25 | 99.2% | 2024-12-14 |
| 4823. | Andree (ntuanson97) | 101.25 | 98% | 2025-04-30 |
| 4824. | Ryan (rmahon27) | 101.24 | 96% | 2023-01-31 |
| 4825. | Cid (cidneon) | 101.24 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 4826. | Joe (dexscam) | 101.23 | 96% | 2025-05-13 |
| 4827. | Lucas (st3ezy) | 101.23 | 97.6% | 2023-10-18 |
| 4828. | Kobe (carnivorouscube9917) | 101.23 | 98% | 2023-03-10 |
| 4829. | ariel (borginer) | 101.22 | 98% | 2023-05-25 |
| 4830. | mas (masxn) | 101.22 | 96% | 2021-01-31 |
| 4831. | Dean (biollama112) | 101.22 | 97% | 2018-03-01 |
| 4832. | Igor (skeef79) | 101.21 | 97% | 2021-06-27 |
| 4833. | SparklingCoast (sparklingco... | 101.21 | 98% | 2022-10-01 |
| 4834. | JO (johowjo) | 101.20 | 98.8% | 2024-03-12 |
| 4835. | Fabian (fabs0000) | 101.20 | 99% | 2017-08-28 |
| 4836. | Kurets (kurets69) | 101.20 | 98% | 2019-04-20 |
| 4837. | thebes (thebes) | 101.20 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| 4838. | Josh (fullcasualautist) | 101.20 | 94% | 2016-07-10 |
| 4839. | lilvic (vickty) | 101.19 | 99% | 2021-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |