So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23604. | Janco (vrekenwatermark) | 62.82 | 95% | 2020-09-02 |
| 23605. | aziz (azizkhanfar304) | 62.82 | 95% | 2023-04-10 |
| 23606. | Vince (jojosem) | 62.82 | 96% | 2013-04-28 |
| 23607. | Maruf Hasan (mehad605) | 62.81 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 23608. | K (ivory_lagi) | 62.81 | 96% | 2023-07-31 |
| 23609. | Douglas (douglaswaugh) | 62.81 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 23610. | Jeannie (jeanniejackson) | 62.81 | 91% | 2015-01-18 |
| 23611. | Sriram (sriram) | 62.81 | — | 2009-05-02 |
| 23612. | Jag (jag02) | 62.81 | — | 2010-05-19 |
| 23613. | Soulka4 (soulka4) | 62.80 | 94.9% | 2023-10-26 |
| 23614. | Kevin (kevinlei324) | 62.80 | 91% | 2013-11-19 |
| 23615. | Jeandre (tiwala) | 62.80 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 23616. | Jaiders (jaiders) | 62.80 | 95.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 23617. | vi (mashimaro243) | 62.80 | — | 2009-04-18 |
| 23618. | Tinkureddy (tinku) | 62.80 | — | 2010-09-12 |
| 23619. | Eric (lastdeath8) | 62.80 | 95% | 2014-08-30 |
| 23620. | Jerkin6969 (jerkin6969) | 62.79 | 96% | 2018-02-03 |
| 23621. | DrViosen (dr_viosen) | 62.79 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
| 23622. | casey (toaster1209) | 62.79 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 23623. | Alex (alex207e) | 62.79 | 95% | 2019-11-23 |
| 23624. | Inaccurate af (wwwolf) | 62.79 | 95% | 2023-09-30 |
| 23625. | dexz (dexor) | 62.79 | 97% | 2020-05-02 |
| 23626. | bean (bean_bean) | 62.79 | — | 2010-11-26 |
| 23627. | Ace (kamal705) | 62.79 | 97% | 2013-09-17 |
| 23628. | Hunter (vandal) | 62.79 | 96% | 2011-12-15 |
| 23629. | Vi (mashimaro324) | 62.79 | — | 2009-03-22 |
| 23630. | Anna (anaakitamaro) | 62.79 | 94% | 2015-07-07 |
| 23631. | Manish (manish05) | 62.78 | 88% | 2014-04-13 |
| 23632. | AKGD (akgd) | 62.78 | 96% | 2018-09-15 |
| 23633. | tung (chuadao) | 62.78 | — | 2009-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |