The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9127. | Karen (laike) | 90.84 | 99% | 2022-03-09 |
| 9128. | Frans (diviton) | 90.84 | 93% | 2016-03-07 |
| 9129. | Will (wlollrus) | 90.84 | 96% | 2013-09-17 |
| 9130. | j (stojec) | 90.84 | 96% | 2016-04-11 |
| 9131. | GG (boomnutshot) | 90.83 | 95% | 2013-05-03 |
| 9132. | Suhas (suhaskurup) | 90.83 | 98% | 2020-03-13 |
| 9133. | Zachary (sk8erbo1) | 90.83 | 96% | 2018-06-26 |
| 9134. | Link (palfuzonk) | 90.83 | 94% | 2015-01-13 |
| 9135. | solartempest (solartempest) | 90.82 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 9136. | Amy (amydakao) | 90.82 | 97% | 2014-07-14 |
| 9137. | Job (jjao) | 90.82 | 93% | 2014-11-23 |
| 9138. | Neo (maliciouskz) | 90.82 | 97% | 2022-09-19 |
| 9139. | Daniel (damalo) | 90.82 | 95% | 2012-04-13 |
| 9140. | Simon (ssnpower) | 90.82 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 9141. | carleel (menamesringo) | 90.82 | 98% | 2020-07-16 |
| 9142. | adnan (adn_adn) | 90.82 | 95% | 2014-05-21 |
| 9143. | Sze Ying (dexinfan) | 90.81 | 95% | 2012-07-12 |
| 9144. | myles (myulls) | 90.81 | 99% | 2017-07-27 |
| 9145. | Bojack (runninginthe90s) | 90.81 | 92% | 2014-12-30 |
| 9146. | Karl (relentlesstyper) | 90.81 | 98% | 2021-06-22 |
| 9147. | Immy (immy777) | 90.81 | 97% | 2013-09-06 |
| 9148. | Jared (j_rad) | 90.81 | 94% | 2011-08-04 |
| 9149. | Hiroki (h8gi) | 90.81 | 99% | 2017-07-16 |
| 9150. | gangreenie (gangreenie) | 90.81 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 9151. | Sergio (sergiorbuge) | 90.80 | 97% | 2018-07-29 |
| 9152. | Chase (chase60hz) | 90.80 | 96.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 9153. | Tim (tim28) | 90.80 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
| 9154. | mariah (serialfriend) | 90.79 | 98% | 2021-08-21 |
| 9155. | Cameron (cameronbikes) | 90.79 | 99% | 2021-04-07 |
| 9156. | Michael (javamorris) | 90.79 | 98% | 2016-11-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |