I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12334. | Gabriel (smileztypes) | 80.50 | 94% | 2021-10-01 |
| 12335. | Snorking (snorkingo) | 80.50 | 98.3% | 2023-10-02 |
| 12336. | bbl_drizzy (marcofia) | 80.50 | 97% | 2022-05-29 |
| 12337. | Ido (idomunthe) | 80.50 | 98% | 2023-03-02 |
| 12338. | Phung (longphung) | 80.50 | 95.5% | 2021-02-14 |
| 12339. | Hai (squallhai) | 80.50 | 99% | 2015-05-27 |
| 12340. | Evelyn (earthie17) | 80.50 | 96% | 2016-06-26 |
| 12341. | Rob (rob9) | 80.50 | 93% | 2015-07-26 |
| 12342. | Haikuno (haikuno) | 80.49 | 94% | 2017-12-27 |
| 12343. | rajah (rajahsamiaaa) | 80.49 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
| 12344. | Bob the Bunny (bobthebunny) | 80.49 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 12345. | Diego (vitaminsee) | 80.49 | 96% | 2022-09-01 |
| 12346. | Mark (msg0192) | 80.49 | 99% | 2020-11-03 |
| 12347. | SMhd (smhd) | 80.49 | 98% | 2021-07-15 |
| 12348. | sn_ly (haeri) | 80.49 | 99% | 2013-04-01 |
| 12349. | Aaron (fox_mulder) | 80.49 | 94% | 2014-08-09 |
| 12350. | Tristan (devyl) | 80.48 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
| 12351. | Almer (safaraalmer) | 80.48 | 97% | 2020-08-14 |
| 12352. | shoddy-cook (mosuande) | 80.48 | 97% | 2023-09-01 |
| 12353. | Yet (yet1208) | 80.48 | 99% | 2022-03-11 |
| 12354. | phardsz (phardsz) | 80.48 | 96% | 2019-08-15 |
| 12355. | Amber (agardner) | 80.48 | — | 2010-12-16 |
| 12356. | lelapin (lelapin743) | 80.47 | 97% | 2018-10-25 |
| 12357. | dvorak (dvbleeding) | 80.47 | 94% | 2011-05-18 |
| 12358. | Samuel (mao_ting_dew) | 80.46 | 98% | 2021-09-27 |
| 12359. | Jordan (francorchamps) | 80.45 | 96% | 2016-01-25 |
| 12360. | Johnny (torpehdojowhny) | 80.45 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
| 12361. | Beret (boina) | 80.45 | 97% | 2022-04-21 |
| 12362. | twis (twisw) | 80.45 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 12363. | a (levelupself) | 80.45 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |